Rumer Willis and Anna Faris at a screening of House Bunny, in which Anna plays an ousted Playboy bunny who enlightens socially-clueless sororitysdskdjsaklsdsjalzzzzzz. Oops, sorry! They lost me at “Rumer.” [Lainey]
Blake Lively channels Liberace. Oh, haven’t we all? [Ayyyy!]
Christina Applegate makes a difficult decision to become cancer-free. [Seriously? OMG!]
Britney Spears‘ lawyer wants a piece of her… bank account. [Celebrity Smack]
Heidi and Spencer are the new Brangelina! So can we send them to a remote place in France, too, please? [POTP]
Everyone loves a girl fight. (Except the girl who loses.) [popbytes]
Posh sues over diet pill claims. She doesn’t consume pills, silly! She doesn’t consume… anything. [Gabby Babble]
Singer Avril Lavigne, who has an adorable habit of spitting on photographers, has been banned from performing in Malaysia because she has been deemed “too sexy” to perform for the Muslim majority.
Coincidentally, Avril has been banned from being played in Candy’s house because she has been deemed “spelling-challenged” by Candy’s Ministry of Grammar. (Sk8er Boi? Really, Avril?)
Avril’s peeps had scheduled the concert there to kick off her Asian tour. However, the country’s Arts, Culture and Heritage ministry canceled her performance amid protests from the youth wing of a fundamentalist opposition group, the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party.
Huh. All I have to say is: That’s the first time I’ve ever heard anyone call a spitter “too sexy.”
The Marriage of Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, has passed away, reports Us Weekly. The Marriage was a whopping eight weeks old.
Chris, 37, and Sunshine, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June in Yosemite Valley, Calif.
“She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She’s also very funny which always is a great thing. She’s also very much like me,” Chris blogged on his Web site a few years ago.
“She makes me very happy,” he continued. “It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before.”
CandyKirby.com’s sources reveal that things went awry when Sunshine insisted their firstborn take her last name — with the first name of King.
R.I.P. Chris and Sunshine, his only Sunshine.
Paul McCartney’s jugular; sweat from her voracious gold-digging; rats’ milk; A Hard Day’s Night… with an Arab prince; a lovely glass of Chablis
J.Lo thinks it’s about damn time we stopped talking about “that swimmer” and turned our attention to someone who really matters: Her.
Jennifer, who just recently appeared on Good Morning America to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was apparently overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer.”
A GMA source snitched to “The Scoop”:
“She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
Well, if that’s true, Marc clearly needs to back off his vampiric ways because the loss of blood has made J.Lo lose HER FREAKIN’ MIND.
Sisterhood of the Traveling pants star Amber Tamblyn, 25, and boyfriend, “comedian” David Cross, 44, load up his SUV in preparation for a weekend camping trip.
Sources say when David, um, later pitched his tent, he asked, “Who’s your daddy?!” — to which Amber responded, “Well, you COULD be!”
Ah, sexy times.
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Rumored-to-be-expectant mother Jenna Jameson launches new baby collection! Cumming to a store near you. [GOTA]
Pictures of Madonna celebrating the big 5-0. Well, after watching Truth or Dare, we know she ’s more than capable of blowing out all the candles. [Lainey]
The police pull over Sienna Miller for speeding… into bed with a married man. [Ayyyy!]
Tori Spelling does her civic duty — by being a walking Anti-Implants PSA. [Seriously? OMG!]
Roseanne Barr may need to look into building a Tom Cruise-like bunker to protect her from the Brangeloonies after writing this blog entry. [Celebrity Smack]
Jennifer Lopez is training for triathalon. What a coincidence! I, too, am training for a tri-event: To see if I can double-fist margaritas while eating chips with my toes! [Gabby Babble]
Kate Hudson already running back to Owen Wilson? In response to this news, even Kate’s vagina said, “Dude, give it a rest.” [POTP]
Amy Winehouse performing at the V2008 Music Festival. Accompanied by the sound of her exploding liver. [popbytes]
Rumer Willis and Anna Faris at a screening of House Bunny, in which Anna plays an ousted Playboy bunny who enlightens socially-clueless sororitysdskdjsaklsdsjalzzzzzz. Oops, sorry! They lost me at “Rumer.” [Lainey]
