Holy Candy TV: Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab, Rosie Quits ‘The View’ and George Clooney Flies on Unicorns!

Jun 5, 2007 |

Here’s the latest installment of Holy Candy TV, where we skewer hot celebrity and entertainment news — and give you yet another reason to avoid work, spouses, the dishes, life, what-have-you.

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13 Responses to “Holy Candy TV: Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab, Rosie Quits ‘The View’ and George Clooney Flies on Unicorns!”

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  1. Jen1984 says:

    Great job Candy! Especially loved the Lindsay Lohan bit and the bloopers.

  2. Hannah says:

    LOL! Funny as always!!!

  3. mo says:

  4. Danny says:

    I just discovered this site only recently, and I have to say that you are so awesome :-). Keep it up!

  5. Danny says:

    I just discovered this site only recently, and I have to say that you are so awesome :-). Keep it up!

  6. Gossip Gal says:

    Ditto. You should do a video every day. It’s hard to watch at work, but I just wait till my boss goes to lunch!

  7. Gossip Gal says:

    Ditto. You should do a video every day. It’s hard to watch at work, but I just wait till my boss goes to lunch!

  8. Anonymous says:

    the outtakes are hilarious

  9. mo says:

    you should wear that shirt every time

  10. martini lover says:

    The subtitles always crack me up.

    I see what you mean about the stalkers, LOL!

  11. Linda says:

    This is funny stuff, Candy. I found your site by accident the week you started and I’ve read it all! :-) Keep it up. The videos will make you famous and you can start posting about your wild nights out!

  12. Candy says:

    Thanks, guys. I appreciate the support (including yours, Mo, even if you do scare me a little).

    You’re all AMAZING!

    Linda — If you’re right, I promise to post about my wild times and, more importantly, be smart enough to take a taxi from all the parties, unlike everyone else in Hollywood. I would sure hate to get pulled over by the police for DUI, at which point I would inevitably blame Scientologists for all the wars in the world and call the officer “Sugar Balls.”

    Talk about a scandal!

  13. Margaret says:

    Terrific as always. You’re so much hotter than the hot gal that does the hot news on Us Weekly. You’re almost as hot as Bill O’Reilly. Love it, Candy.


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