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CANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!

"The best humor columnist living in her house!"
--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
--Larry King, CNN


Isn’t that a picture of Jessica Alba???
June 18th, 2007 at 2:30 amGreat - I love it, especially the Eva part.
June 18th, 2007 at 6:09 ammartini lover says:
Ha! “Hint of sheriff’s ass…” - hilarious!
June 18th, 2007 at 9:08 amReally funny; I liked the “Stupid Water.”
June 18th, 2007 at 9:25 amHannah says:
You crack me up!!! That picture of Patricia Arquette always makes me laugh-and cringe!
June 18th, 2007 at 11:22 amAnonymous says:
LOL!
Very funny and original Candy.
Finally, something that Perez can’t steal from you like that “Who wore it best” bit. BTW, does he do anything original or funny? For Perez to steal this idea he would need some serious lypo, or else he would need a wide angle lens to fit his fat ass on camera. ha, ha, ha. . .
June 18th, 2007 at 11:42 amWawa says:
Good job.
June 18th, 2007 at 12:07 pmmo says:
looking good my lovely. do you taste sweet like candy? i bet you do.
June 18th, 2007 at 12:48 pmFreud in the Springtime says:
love how you keep sticking it to paris hilton. i can’t think of a more deserving person. people like her who add no value to society except vanity are the bane of society. glad you’re doing something useful with her existence: making us laugh.
June 18th, 2007 at 3:08 pmJen1984 says:
Love it, love it, love it! Do you ever sleep, Candy?
June 18th, 2007 at 4:06 pm