Jun
18
2007

Holy Candy TV: Paris Hilton’s Post- Prison Plans & David Arquette’s Scandalous Breastfeeding History!

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  1. Zip says:

    Isn’t that a picture of Jessica Alba???

  2. Margaret says:

    Great - I love it, especially the Eva part.

  3. martini lover says:

    Ha! “Hint of sheriff’s ass…” - hilarious!

  4. Jo Jo says:

    Really funny; I liked the “Stupid Water.”

  5. Hannah says:

    You crack me up!!! That picture of Patricia Arquette always makes me laugh-and cringe!

  6. Anonymous says:

    LOL!

    Very funny and original Candy.

    Finally, something that Perez can’t steal from you like that “Who wore it best” bit. BTW, does he do anything original or funny? For Perez to steal this idea he would need some serious lypo, or else he would need a wide angle lens to fit his fat ass on camera. ha, ha, ha. . .

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  8. mo says:

    looking good my lovely. do you taste sweet like candy? i bet you do.

  9. Freud in the Springtime says:

    love how you keep sticking it to paris hilton. i can’t think of a more deserving person. people like her who add no value to society except vanity are the bane of society. glad you’re doing something useful with her existence: making us laugh.

  10. Jen1984 says:

    Love it, love it, love it! Do you ever sleep, Candy? ;-)

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