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	<title>Comments on: Holy Candy TV:  Paris Hilton&#8217;s Post- Prison Plans &#038; David Arquette&#8217;s Scandalous Breastfeeding History!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
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		<title>By: Jen1984</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/06/18/holy-candy-tv-paris-hiltons-post-prison-plans-david-arquettes-scandalous-breastfeeding-history/#comment-61</link>
		<dc:creator>Jen1984</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love it, love it, love it!  Do you ever sleep, Candy?  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love it, love it, love it!  Do you ever sleep, Candy?  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Freud in the Springtime</title>
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		<dc:creator>Freud in the Springtime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>love how you keep sticking it to paris hilton.  i can't think of a more deserving person.  people like her who add no value to society except vanity are the bane of society.  glad you're doing something useful with her existence:  making us laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>love how you keep sticking it to paris hilton.  i can&#8217;t think of a more deserving person.  people like her who add no value to society except vanity are the bane of society.  glad you&#8217;re doing something useful with her existence:  making us laugh.</p>
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		<title>By: mo</title>
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		<dc:creator>mo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>looking good my lovely.  do you taste sweet like candy?  i bet you do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looking good my lovely.  do you taste sweet like candy?  i bet you do.</p>
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		<title>By: Wawa</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/06/18/holy-candy-tv-paris-hiltons-post-prison-plans-david-arquettes-scandalous-breastfeeding-history/#comment-58</link>
		<dc:creator>Wawa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good job.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!

Very funny and original Candy.

Finally, something that Perez can't steal from you like that "Who wore it best" bit.  BTW, does he do anything original or funny?  For Perez to steal this idea he would need some serious lypo, or else he would need a wide angle lens to fit his fat ass on camera.  ha, ha, ha. . .</description>
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<p>Very funny and original Candy.</p>
<p>Finally, something that Perez can&#8217;t steal from you like that &#8220;Who wore it best&#8221; bit.  BTW, does he do anything original or funny?  For Perez to steal this idea he would need some serious lypo, or else he would need a wide angle lens to fit his fat ass on camera.  ha, ha, ha. . .</p>
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		<title>By: Hannah</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/06/18/holy-candy-tv-paris-hiltons-post-prison-plans-david-arquettes-scandalous-breastfeeding-history/#comment-56</link>
		<dc:creator>Hannah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You crack me up!!!  That picture of Patricia Arquette always makes me laugh-and cringe!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You crack me up!!!  That picture of Patricia Arquette always makes me laugh-and cringe!</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really funny; I liked the "Stupid Water."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really funny; I liked the &#8220;Stupid Water.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/06/18/holy-candy-tv-paris-hiltons-post-prison-plans-david-arquettes-scandalous-breastfeeding-history/#comment-54</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha!  "Hint of sheriff's ass..." - hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha!  &#8220;Hint of sheriff&#8217;s ass&#8230;&#8221; - hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret</title>
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		<dc:creator>Margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great - I love it, especially the Eva part.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great - I love it, especially the Eva part.</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn't that a picture of Jessica Alba???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t that a picture of Jessica Alba???</p>
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