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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Week of 8/27/07 highlights: Miss Teen South Carolina imparts her vast knowledge of geography education and Dina Lohan shares her motherly wisdom with Candy.
As far as the Jessica Biel story is concerned, they need to drop that “Desperate mom becomes a stripper to help her son” story…and go with this: Horney nympho becomes a stripper, a prostitute and then a porn star to satisfy her out of control hyper-sexual needs.
If they do that, they’ll have all my money at the box office, via Pay-Per-View, and DVD!!! But the story as it stands is a downer. I mean, how can you think about sex with a sick child in the movie???
August 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - ReplyVery funny! LMAO at the footage of Nicole Richie driving home.
August 27th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - ReplyGreat job as always, Candy!!! The Flying Nun costume is a good look for you, LOL!
August 27th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - Replydina lohan is an enabling bitch.
August 27th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - ReplyDid Ms. Teen South Carolina even know what the subject was?
August 27th, 2007 at 8:41 pm - Replyi like ur vest.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm - ReplyThe “Stacy’s Mom” song was PERFECT for the Dina interview. Nice touch.
August 28th, 2007 at 9:07 pm - ReplyLol, I’ve seen all your videos by now and I believe you are trully getting funnier at each time, plus you are a hottie.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - Reply