Holy Candy TV: Jerry Lewis Forgets His Meds; Miss Teen South Carolina Does Damage Control; and a Psychic Joins the Show!

Sep 7, 2007 |

Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of 9/07/07 highlights: Miss Teen South Carolina goes on the Today show; Britney Spears’ new song haunts Candy; Jerry Lewis drops the F-bomb during his annual telethon; and a “magnificent” character joins the show!

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11 Responses to “Holy Candy TV: Jerry Lewis Forgets His Meds; Miss Teen South Carolina Does Damage Control; and a Psychic Joins the Show!”

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  1. Mette says:

    I know how you feel, Candy.

    Yesterday, I answared my phone “It’s Mette B*tch!” I just couldn’t help but try how it would feel - and how my fiance would react. ;-)

  2. Zip says:

    Thanks for the Email reply Candy!!! You have a good weekend too!!!

  3. Orange Pixie says:

    It’s OrangePixie Bitch!

    Love the new guest on the show!

  4. helltotheno says:

    That was too hilarious. Candice (Candace?) the Magnificent should be a regular guest. Loved the hat!

  5. Hannah says:

    “Who put morphine in my lollipop?” - LOL!!! You need to stop getting your lollipops from Britney!

  6. Barb says:

    I’ve been stalking your site for a few months now and I just want to say I love how you don’t take yourself or celebrities too seriously. It’s so refreshing to find a blog with smart, original writing that’s not nasty or just copying what the tabloids say.

    Thanks Candy, for bringing a smile to my face everyday!!

    Barb

  7. Charles Hall says:

    Great work. Keep it up! Your site is a hoot.

  8. martini lover says:

    Johnny would be proud. You need an Ed McMahon!

  9. moonlight dancer says:

    Very funny! I can’t decide who I like better, the Drama Prairie Dog or Candace the Magnificent.

  10. mo says:

  11. robbyrob says:

    nice rack in deed!! i like your style! i will be check check check check checking it out!!!

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