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	<title>Comments on: Holy Candy TV:  Sherri Shepherd Thinks the World is Flat; Heidi Montag Debuts New Song; and Britney Spears is Still Totally Sane!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: aldavis</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-163</link>
		<dc:creator>aldavis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i am developing a serious Candy jones.  i hope you ( Candy ) are w/ Clooney, and not severely impaired by too many 64oz margaritas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i am developing a serious Candy jones.  i hope you ( Candy ) are w/ Clooney, and not severely impaired by too many 64oz margaritas.</p>
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		<title>By: Jen1984</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-167</link>
		<dc:creator>Jen1984</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Sheri/Miss Teen SC stuff was hilarious.  Keep up the good work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Sheri/Miss Teen SC stuff was hilarious.  Keep up the good work!</p>
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		<title>By: mette</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-166</link>
		<dc:creator>mette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your mom isn't the only one waiting every week! this is soo funny!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your mom isn&#8217;t the only one waiting every week! this is soo funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Orange Pixie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-165</link>
		<dc:creator>Orange Pixie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Like always, super funny!! Can't wait for the next video update :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like always, super funny!! Can&#8217;t wait for the next video update <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: aldavis</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-164</link>
		<dc:creator>aldavis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>greatness!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>greatness!</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/09/20/holy-candy-tv-sherri-shepherd-thinks-the-world-is-flat-heidi-montag-debuts-new-song-and-britney-spears-is-still-totally-sane/comment-page-1/#comment-168</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ashley Tisdale can't sing!!! On the verses, the song's producer or producers have her doing a sort of talk rap...in order to fool the listeners into thinking she can sing. A technique Prince used to produce Vanity 6 on the song Nasty Girl. But I digress, back to Ashley Tisdale and her new song. On the song's hooks (the choruses), and the bridge section, they do have her actually singing, however...the producer/producers are using a heavy Pro-Tools pitch change effect on her voice to hide her off pitch vocals.

The more off pitch her vocals become in certain sections of the song...the more prominent the pitch change effect gets, giving her voice a sort of keyboard sounding and artificial harmonic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ashley Tisdale can&#8217;t sing!!! On the verses, the song&#8217;s producer or producers have her doing a sort of talk rap&#8230;in order to fool the listeners into thinking she can sing. A technique Prince used to produce Vanity 6 on the song Nasty Girl. But I digress, back to Ashley Tisdale and her new song. On the song&#8217;s hooks (the choruses), and the bridge section, they do have her actually singing, however&#8230;the producer/producers are using a heavy Pro-Tools pitch change effect on her voice to hide her off pitch vocals.</p>
<p>The more off pitch her vocals become in certain sections of the song&#8230;the more prominent the pitch change effect gets, giving her voice a sort of keyboard sounding and artificial harmonic.</p>
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