Poor Miley Cyrus

Sep 23, 2007 | Tags:

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Hannah Montana totally needs to fire her publicist. Why would s/he let this girl hit the red carpet at the Teen Vogue party looking like this? Her mother should also be ashamed. Why would Mrs. Cyrus let 14-year-old Miley wear Maybelline’s Lipstick Shade No. 732: Hooker Red? I wasn’t allowed to wear hooker makeup — or solicit clients — until I was 16. Because that’s the kind of caring, protective woman my mom is.

On a related and equally sad note, my grandma’s mouth ALWAYS looks like this. Poor woman can’t distinguish between her lips and teeth anymore. She also can’t tell the difference between “eggplant” and brunette, but that’s another story altogether.

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  1. Neecie says:

    She is 14? She looks much older…

  2. stawbucks says:

    That’s very sad, I had to wear ‘kiss me pink’

  3. kathleen says:

    at 14? only bonnie bell lip smackers in dr. pepper!

    can’t believe she’s only 14!!! yikes!

  4. Jen1984 says:

    I still wear Lip Smackers, only in watermelon!

  5. Audrey says:

    Oh my God, poor thing!
    Didn’t anybody tell her she had lipstick on her teeth?

  6. ives says:

    I feel so bad for her but…
    on the bright side, I COVET her eyes!

  7. Sofi says:

    Wow. What a country-loving hooker whore.

  8. yoink! says:

    Why weren’t her teeth fixed, with all the money Billy Ray made, they couldn’t afford braces?

    Whore red lipstick is not the best choice for children either.

  9. Stefana says:

    She should really get some braces to fix up her teath! I’m sure they can afford it.

  10. Miley-H8r says:

    HAHA!!IO think it’s funny!
    She needs to send nudes to like…cody linly or sumthin so she will get banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*laughs maniacliy*

  11. avrilmileyhanamontanahater says:

    she sucks balls lol
    big fat hairy balls of doom
    she sucked so much balls her lipstick got smeared on her teeth
    she prob smells like 7 day old semen crusted vag

  12. erica says:

    awwww i actualy feel bad for her not a fan o her at all but someone could have told her, but maybe she wont wear whore red anymore

  13. zoey says:

    hahaha I think shes stupid for that because she probaly did it on purpose.

  14. zoey says:

    I think shes a wealthy brat who brags about everything what du yall think.

  15. zoey says:

    I think shes a wealthy brat who brags about everything what dO yall think.

  16. bridget says:

    miley is a butwhol who doesnt know how to wear make-up.

  17. miley says:

    i can afford braces, and all of you girls shouldnt be saying this because you dont even know me!

  18. emily says:

    all u guys are fat jurks!!!!!!!!she probly can wear make-up better than all u fags!!!!!and soo wat u guys dont even no who she is uve nevr met her and you dont no wat kind of perosn she issoo u shouldnt be openin mouths and tlk crap on this grl!!!!!!!and soo wat make-up get smeared sometimes and lipstick can get on ur teeth and if i was goin to a premire i would be wearing that crappy target brand smackers!!!!!!!and i thnk her teeth are pretty just the way they are soo shut the hell up and keep ur coments to ur selfs!!!!!!!

  19. emily says:

    miley i thnk your pretty just the way u are!!!! dont let all these jurks get to ya!!!

  20. karli says:

    hi miley think you are pretty dont letathers get you down listen to your hart
    from karli

  21. marissa says:

    i don’t know her personally but to me she looks like a snob.
    i bet she thought she looked magnicifcient or something.

    uh. check again.

    i kind of feel bad for her because no one told her.
    i would certainly be embarassed if that happened to me.
    and her teeth annoy me,
    she seriously needs braces.

    she’d be much prettier WITHOUT makeup.

  22. courtney says:

    All of u who said miley is ugly, need braces, and is a snob you are jerkes u dont even know her and i think shes pretty and i feel bad 4 her cause nobody told her

  23. NOW THESE ARE MY KIND OF COMMENTS!!! every other website i go 2, people are doing nothing but defending the ugly talent wh0r3!!!lolz, im like 15 and i think that she doenst deserve anything….shes ugly, cant sing, dance, or act, reminds me of her no class father (dont get me wrong, i love achy breaky heart and ready set dont go, but the man can NOT ACT!!!). maybe we shouldnt wear red lipstick if our teeth are friggin hag lookin miley, wouldnt u say??!haha i like this picture and her lovely candy lesbo pics, shows she cant do anything right without ol papa bear.i hope she stops singin :) the least she could do was save my hearing.

    sincerely,
    the #1 hater of miley cyrus,
    lexie!!!

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