Introducing Heidi Montag as Donna Martin!
Zac Efron as Brandon Walsh!
Hilary Duff as Brenda Walsh!
Kristen Bell as Kelly Taylor!
Spencer Pratt as Steve “Douchebag” Sanders!
Luke Perry as Dylan McKay! (Hey, he’s still got the same hairline and could use the work, so why not?)
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You forgot about David Silver.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:42 pmHaha, that is so awesome. I totally agree!
September 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pmOMG, I would watch this!!
September 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pmthat is perfect casting - maybe you should look into this as a side job (but only if it doesn’t interfere with HolyCandy)!
September 27th, 2007 at 2:24 pmExcellent choices.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pmLOL, you’re right-Luke Perry always looked too old to play a high school student!!!
September 27th, 2007 at 5:18 pmWhere have you been Jo Jo??? I thought something happened to you???
Anyway, it’s good to see that you are alright.
Now…about 90210. I still think they should do a sequel series with all of the teens from the original show…playing parents of a second generation of high school students.
90210: The Next Generation…anyone??? I’m telling you, it would be a big hit.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:19 pmthe original actors are way too young to play parents of high school students.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pmThat’s easy. As I have argued in the past, they do age progressions all the time on soap operas…allowing a kid…who’s 6 to become 15 years old, over a span of 5 years.
Now, since they are now allowing kids in high school these days, by 9th grade…I think it would be perfect, or near perfect in regard to how old the kids should be…I guess about average age 15. And so what if we are off in our normal time continuum by 2 years or so.
September 27th, 2007 at 6:12 pmYou are hilarious Candy. It looks to me like Luke Perry got some botox in his forehead. The last recent pic of him I saw he had major wrinkles, kinda like Zoe Raisin-Face or whatever her name is. On the other hand, which pic of him is recent? It’s hard to be certain, since he had a lot of wrinkles in the show, too!
September 27th, 2007 at 10:43 pmJoan Rivers replacing Tori Spelling?
September 28th, 2007 at 5:24 amGood ones!!
September 28th, 2007 at 2:07 pmBut nothing will
ever match the
Picasso-esque
odd-placed eyes
of Shannen Doherty.