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Don’t worry, everyone. I wouldn’t dare let a day pass by without giving you the latest Britney Spears update. I know you’ve been sipping your coffee and wondering, “What the heck was that Britney up to last night? Did she open a new tub of cheese puffs? Use the bathroom at ARCO? Have a police escort help her pick up Red Bull at 7-Eleven?”
Well, wonder no more. She… wait for it… wait for it… ran out of gas AGAIN while making a midnight grocery store run.
How in the world does this woman run out of gas so much? I know, I know — don’t bother asking logical questions relating to Britney. Does not compute. All I know is, I ran out of gas ONCE in my life, when I was sixteen and broke. I would actually put in a dollar’s worth of gas at a time (you know, back in the olden days when a dollar would get you, well, a mile or so)… but I guess I tried to stretch my dollar too far. I called my dad for help and he said (and I quote): “Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower.”
Translation: Dad wasn’t too happy with me.
Yup, I was grounded for a week because of that! As extreme as that may sound, I haven’t run out of gas since.
Someone should try that lawnmower action on Britney. Of course, she’d probably take it literally and do it herself. First, shears to the head, then lawnmower to the ass. Oh, what a photo op that would be!
For more of Britney in her typically stylish attire, click below.
I think there’s a real connection between young stars who end up as trainwrecks and their parents often permissive behaviours. A certain amount of crazy partying is expected…it’s a part of experimenting…but eventually those who have had decent parents laying down the law have calmed down. When you have more money than God…boundries and rules become even more important.
Britney’s not even funny to me any more…she’s pathetic and I’m feeling like jokes at her expense are like shooting fish in a barrel…with a machine gun.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:01 am - ReplyI don’t mind making fun of her. She’s like Paris Hilton-the only reason she’s famous anymore is because she’s a media joke, and she obviously loves the attention so she deserves being the butt of those jokes.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:11 am - Replyshe has all the traits of a Taft Tweeker / Modesto Meth-head.
October 1st, 2007 at 5:17 pm - ReplyPlease Britney, do us all a favor, Crawl into a cave or canyon for a min. of 15-20 years. Or better yet, just stay in that cave or canyon. My retinas can’t take looking at your grotesque, Bloated face anymore. You are by far, the worst dressed beast that i’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t be able to make up an outfit and have it look that shitty. Yet, you manage to do it everyday!
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:51 am - Reply