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Mary-Kate Olsen, who guest stars on Weeds, may have been smoking some of the funny stuff while out with sister Ashley at the Beatrice Inn last week — when, according to NYDN, she grabbed a dude and exclaimed: “Christ saves all! I save all!”
The dude got a hair tousle, a smooch on the cheek, and as he reeled away, she told him “consider yourself saved!”
Um… I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Lord Jesus Cruise is NOT going to be pleased that MK is playing Celebrity Savior. Mary-Kate should just keep her mouth shut and stick her usual talents. For example, trolls are amazing shape-shifters. They’re also talented thieves, often stealing newborns (too bad she didn’t look into Sean and Jayden).
But as far as saving people goes, Jesus Cruise prefers to think he’s got that covered. I mean, just look at the miraculous things he’s done for Katie’s career. Er… or not.
They really do look like trolls.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:11 amYeah, “Jesus Olsen” doesn’t have the same ring.
October 1st, 2007 at 5:56 pm