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Oh, Britney, how did thee lose custody of the boys? Let TMZ count the ways:
1) Britney was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.
2) Britney was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.
3) Britney was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — she didn’t do it.
4) Britney was required to sign the judge’s order — she didn’t do it.
5) Britney was told not to drive without a valid driver’s license — she did.
Hmmm… I’m sensing a pattern here, but I haven’t definitively identified it yet. Darn. If only I had gone to law school, like grandma always wanted me to do — THEN I would be qualified to tell you why the judge wasn’t happy with Britney. It’s just not clear to me…

















LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
October 1st, 2007 at 5:53 pm - ReplyWatch-Britney will pull a Paris and say “but my publicist didn’t tell me I needed to do that!”
October 1st, 2007 at 5:54 pm - ReplyJudge not a fan of extensions?
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:17 am - ReplyMost selfish human being on the planet.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:44 am - ReplyLike a DJ on the radio said this morning, “This gave me more proof that I don’t think she knows hoe to read.”
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:47 am - ReplyThe boys are holding hands because they fear imminent death, like a couple on an airplane crashing into the ocean.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:48 am - Replyin the video of this scene he never lets go of his little brother’s arm. Already the protector.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:33 am - ReplyROTFL @ all comments. That pic of the boys holding hands is soooo sweet. It made me realize that they will always be a comfort to one another–despite the circus around their young lives.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:37 pm - Reply