Why Did Britney Lose Custody? Let Us Count the Ways…

Oct 1, 2007 | Tags:

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Oh, Britney, how did thee lose custody of the boys? Let TMZ count the ways:

1) Britney was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.

2) Britney was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.

3) Britney was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — she didn’t do it.

4) Britney was required to sign the judge’s order — she didn’t do it.

5) Britney was told not to drive without a valid driver’s license — she did.

Hmmm… I’m sensing a pattern here, but I haven’t definitively identified it yet. Darn. If only I had gone to law school, like grandma always wanted me to do — THEN I would be qualified to tell you why the judge wasn’t happy with Britney. It’s just not clear to me…

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    1. Chris Crocker says:

      LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

    2. Jen1984 says:

      Watch-Britney will pull a Paris and say “but my publicist didn’t tell me I needed to do that!”

    3. scarpetta says:

      Judge not a fan of extensions?

    4. jenner says:

      Most selfish human being on the planet.

    5. Michelle says:

      Like a DJ on the radio said this morning, “This gave me more proof that I don’t think she knows hoe to read.”

    6. Jenny says:

      The boys are holding hands because they fear imminent death, like a couple on an airplane crashing into the ocean.

    7. PITA says:

      in the video of this scene he never lets go of his little brother’s arm. Already the protector.

    8. Holy Terror says:

      ROTFL @ all comments. That pic of the boys holding hands is soooo sweet. It made me realize that they will always be a comfort to one another–despite the circus around their young lives.

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