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Just when you thought Britney Spears‘ life couldn’t get any stickier (pardon me for my colorful choice of words), news of an alleged Britney sex tape surfaces.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Ew.” If I want to watch meth sex, I’ll just hang out at my grandma’s house. (Don’t ask.)
The guy who claims to have done the nasty with Brit tells InTouch Weekly that he met her while she was on vay-cay in June. The 28-year-old says he taped their sexcapades without her knowledge at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast back in June. He met her at about 1 a.m. in the hotel’s bar, where they quickly realized they were meant to be soul mates. Okay, bed mates.
Britney’s hook-up partner said, “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”
Been there! Um… I mean, that is DISGUSTING. I’ve only had tender, meaningful, SOBER sex. *AHEM* Seriously! I mean it, Mom. No need to call. I think I’m a little beyond having “the talk.” AGAIN. Sorry, Dad — I meant I’ve never had ANY kind of sex. I know, I know… not until I’m 50. Or hell freezes over. Whichever comes first.
(Now you people know why I drink so much.)
Anyway. Britney’s one-night stand is currently talking to different people about releasing the tape. Of course. It just doesn’t seem right. Sort of like kiddie porn — only with a woman possessing the mentality of a child. Kudos to you, dude! Quite a conquest.
in his defense, if she was wearing that outfit he probably thought she was a hooker.
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:37 pm - ReplyI dont think she (Britney) remembers who she was with or for what. Moreover, I dont think right now she worries a little bit about it.
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:05 pm - ReplyI’d rather see your grandma’s sex tape.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm - Replyand everyone thought x-tina was the whore.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm - ReplyI know she dresses herself these days, but still, who’s designing these “clothes” she wears? They should be ashamed of themselves.
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 am - ReplyMiss Piggy sure does loving showing off her ham hocks.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:14 am - ReplyDid anyone buy that one way ticket to Neptune for her and Paris yet?
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am - Reply