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Sugar Tit connoisseur and Alcoholics Anonymous member Mel Gibson was spotted looking totally sober at The Living Room bar in Bali.
Oh, dear. This cannot bode well for U.S.-Indonesian relations. CUT TO: Six glasses of Bali Punch later. Mel is yammering about how Indonesians are responsible for all the terrorist acts in the world and joking how they should sell apparel at Bali nightclubs that say, “I Went to Bali and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt.” Ba-da-bum!
We take no responsibility for Mel or his actions. Except, maybe, Dr. T and the Women, which was kinda funny. (Wait, no, that was Richard Gere. My mistake.) Welcome him — and Bird on a Wire — into your country and/or island at your own risk.
that’s the first time i’ve seen him out when he hasn’t been groping a bunch of women. he’s a horny sexist pig.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 pmWhy won’t Mel just go away and let us remember him as the fabulous Max? He made so much money from his BDSM Jesus flic that he surely doesn’t have to work, ever again. And doesn’t he have a bunch of kids? Shouldn’t he try to protect their lives from their father’s bad behavior? Isn’t he one of those fundamentalist Catholics? Can’t he adhere to the rules of his own chosen belief system? (I know the answers, of course.)
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:36 pmMaybe he’s saving his flock from sobriety
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 am