Riddle Me This

Oct 5, 2007 | Tags: ,

Q: What is white and orange, and freaky all over?

A:

See below for more of the orangesicle formerly known as Dita von Teese and Posh at Paris Fashion Week.

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    1. Alicia says:

      WHAT IS THAT!? How is someone seriously that white? Methinks there must be body paint involved, because that is really freakish

    2. Hannah says:

      They look like creepy dolls!!!

    3. Jenn F. says:

      There’s something about Dita that I’ve always loved… but she really needs to step into the sunlight once in a while. That Pilsbury look is just a bit much.

      I don’t actually think V.B. looks orange… I think it’s just the wrong hair colour for her skin tone (and the added spray-tan certainly doesn’t help). I’ve always thought she looks best as a brunette.

    4. scarpetta says:

      Didn’t know Mde Tussad did skanks and whores now.

    5. Tonya says:

      Whoa…I thought those were wax figures at first!!!! Hand to God!!

    6. jenner says:

      Love both of these women, but lord that’s an odd pic LOL

    7. Julie says:

      I love Dita. She does need a little sun, but she’s beautiful. Posh is fug no matter what color she is.

    8. Meg says:

      Excuse me, but I find there to be something wrong with everyone’s comments about Dita. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with how pale she is… in 40 years, while Posh is having all her nasty wrinkles and melanoma’s removed, Dita will have few wrinkles and no skin cancer.

      I’m sorry to get defensive…. It’s just, I’m as pale as Dita, and I wish people would understand that staying really pale is very hard work…

      And I wish posh would eat something… she’s disgusting!

    9. Me says:

      Was this a Halloween party?
      Dita is a 1957 display window
      mannequin and Posh is a 1963
      display window mannequin?
      I like Dita, but the main
      photo seems like she is
      immitating Posh’s robot-charm.

    10. jewed says:

      My first thoughts on seeing this photo-
      1. Wednesday Addams grew up nice and 2.
      the bastard lovechild of George Hamilton and
      Miss Piggy needs some facial expressions.

    11. Jenn F. says:

      Actually, I don’t think Posh looks any thinner than Dita and no one’s giving her slack about her weight. I think they both look great.

    12. sugarbear says:

      It looks like the aliens have finally landed.

    13. Holy Terror says:

      Combined they actually remind me of that gal in the cool new Heineken commercial. She’s like a robot or something and a keg pops out of her chest. Ah well, to each his own.

    14. bluehawaii says:

      Oh Hell! I thought I looking at two a mannequins.

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