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Because no weekend would be complete without a celebrity sex “scandal” (or a pitcher of margaritas)…
According to Maxim Radio’s “The Manertainment Report,” (Is there seriously a show called that? And they think CHICKS are goofy!) Ashton Kutcher “accidentally” left his cell phone in a cab while he was on vacation in Spain back in April. And it just so happened to contain more than 30 pictures of wifey Demi Moore nude, so the French taxi driver is now offering the snapshots to sleazy websites — for $1 million.
A source says, “In some of the 35 pictures, Demi lies sprawled naked on a bed with a light and dark red-patterned pillow propping her lower back. Another shows a bare-chested Ashton taking a photo of himself in the mirror.“
Why does that not surprise me? You just know Ashton’s the type of dude who flexes in the mirror and coos to himself, “Who’s your daddy? I’M your daddy!” then seals the deal by kissing his guns.
As far as Demi’s JC Penney-style porn pics are concerned, are naked Demi pictures really scandalous? Pretty sure I’ve seen her in the buff more than I’ve seen myself. (It’s best to avoid mirrors, as they add at least twenty pounds. True story.) “Leaked” naked pictures are the new black. Everybody’s doing it!
Yeah… I think that’s one trend I’ll steer clear of. That, and those damn babydoll dresses that prompt people to ask me “how far I’m along.”
Too true about the
celeb naked pictures.
I guess curiousity
and the most
utter boredom
got the very, very
best of me when I saw
that Chris Crocker
had a blog. I can’t
believe I looked……..
but I did [insert
wincing face here].
He supposedly
had naked pictures leaked
too.
[Probably by himself - LOL!]
Huh?? Who cares??
In this day & age, it
October 7th, 2007 at 3:08 am - Replyseems to be a requisite
for a celeb to have at
least one taboo photo
“leaked.”
This could be good for BOTH their careers…
They’ve been lagging lately.
That May/December thing is always dubious…
Glad to know their sex life is still spectacular…
October 7th, 2007 at 8:55 am - ReplyTaking naked pictures on your cell phone is just DUMB!!!
October 7th, 2007 at 3:50 pm - ReplyYep, Hannah
Waaay too risky.
October 7th, 2007 at 4:39 pm - Replyhmmm maybe accidentally, on purpose? demi could use a career boost. isn’t it a coicidence that ashton was so careless?
October 9th, 2007 at 12:57 am - Replythere we go!!!!!! couldntit that Mr H did it ?
October 11th, 2007 at 12:08 am - Replywell, well, well. what can i say! everybody is doing it. paris, britney who else.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 am - Reply