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Kimberly Stewart is the latest to ditch the extensions and sport the Posh Cut*, as seen here at the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards in London.
Gosh, is it that time of year already? I can’t believe I forgot — I LOVE the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards! Did Ryan Seacrest host them this year? I usually invite a bunch of people over (they MUST wear their glasses, of course… people with 20/20 vision need not show up), make some popcorn, watch the pre-ceremony red carpet interviews with all the bespectacled celebrities, such as Drew Carey, Tina Fey and Star Jones about their thoughts on tortoise shell versus plastic…
*SIGH* If anyone TiVo’d this, you MUST let me know. They were even going to have a tribute to horn-rimmed glasses this year!
*Do not try the Posh Cut at home. The cut may cause thick-haired individuals to develop “mushroom head” and others to have “Post-Posh Cut Traumatic Syndrome,” when they realize they have just emulated a Spice Girl.
Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards
OK, I’m probably gonna get laughed at here, but that was a JOKE, RIGHT? I see it’s sponsored by some eyewear doohickey, but that’s as far as it goes, right? There isn’t REALLY a “Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Award” right? PLEASE!??! o_O
October 9th, 2007 at 10:50 am - ReplyIt’s real, all right:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/spectacle-wearers-of-2007-announced-world-keeps-turning-1632.html
October 9th, 2007 at 10:54 am - ReplyOh sweet buttery jesus. Insert *self congratulating, backslapping, loss of all goodness in the world* type sentiments HERE.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:56 am - ReplyI’m sure they have great acceptance speeches-”I’d like to thank my mom and dad for giving me bad vision…..”
October 9th, 2007 at 10:59 am - Replymy first reaction was… Gosh, Anjelica Huston looks so young.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:13 am - ReplyYou’d think those glasses would help her see what an ugly-assed outfit she’s wearing.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:34 am - ReplyAs Elaine said to Jerry:
“You know, every time I think you’re the most shallow man in the world, you manage to drain just a little more water out of the pool.”
October 9th, 2007 at 12:35 pm - ReplyShe looks like a badly dressed librarian.
October 9th, 2007 at 2:16 pm - Replyor a christmas tree.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:49 pm - ReplySo the glasses are to make her look “smart” and make us forget about the motorcyle incident? Sorry, Kimberly! Those are two things that will never happen!
October 10th, 2007 at 5:41 am - ReplyI want to eat her out.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:55 am - Reply