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Oh, lordy. Britney Spears news reminds me of tequila shots: I don’t really enjoy the taste (or the smell) — and it often makes me sick later — but I can’t help but come back for more. If only Britney came with salt and lime to help the news go down easier…
In the umpteenth Britney update of the day, Britney DID eventually show up at court this afternoon, even though the hearing was originally scheduled to be held at 8 a.m. Too early for Brit, I guess. The commissioner granted her one monitored overnight visit with her kids per week. Which was less than Britney requested, and more than K-Fed wanted.
Brit was reportedly “visibly upset” upon leaving the hearing. Probably ’cause they made her ditch her Frappuccino before entering the courtroom. Mama needs her caffeine fix!
Lime… please… Ah! Much better.
That’s one more night than she deserves
October 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pmShe’ll probably go out on the razz and leave the kids with the court-appointed monitor.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:31 pmI agree with you jewed. Those poor boys.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:34 pmexactly jewed. that’s why she’s ‘visibly upset’. because she’s gonna have to pay that court-appointed monitor baby sitting money.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:48 pmOh Candy –
The only correct way to deal with tequila is
the way Chevy Chase dealt with it in Caddyshack.
(If you haven’t seen this, it’s worth renting
the movie just to watch the process.)
After all, it smells bad, and tastes like
gasoline.
Poor Brit. Cannot someone intervene?
October 11th, 2007 at 4:51 pmMama needs her cancer sticks more than her babies. Puff Puff Puff. Wheeeeezzzzzeee. Die
October 11th, 2007 at 6:50 pmAmazing how she can even wear a dress worthy of Laverne & Shirley, yet still make it look completely slutty.
Ah, those poor kids being forced to spend one night a week trotting around bringing cigarette packs to their mom. “Hey Bayba, go fetch Mama’s lollies, won’tcha? Das a good boy.”
October 11th, 2007 at 7:13 pmShe forgot to button up the rest of her dress. Man, what a warped vision of herself she ses in the mirror.
October 12th, 2007 at 6:08 amSurely she didn’t go to court looking like that??
October 13th, 2007 at 7:31 pmHow does one night with an estranged parent provide stability for these boys? It seems that the judges are making media-concious decisions.
These boys need a breather from the paps and the whole circus, they need one home, one home where their mom can come see them away from the intrusion of cameras. On this visit they can watch movies, read stories, play games and just enjoy one another’s company in a sane environment! At the worst, supervised weekends where Brit MUST stay at home with the boys. It’s ridiculous, I do feel sorry for them too Julie.
October 14th, 2007 at 2:01 am