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	<title>Comments on: One Night With Britney</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
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		<title>By: Holy Terror</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-879</link>
		<dc:creator>Holy Terror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How does one night with an estranged parent provide stability for these boys? It seems that the judges are making media-concious decisions.

These boys need a breather from the paps and the whole circus, they need one home, one home where their mom can come see them away from the intrusion of cameras.  On this visit they can watch movies, read stories, play games and just enjoy one another's company in a sane environment! At the worst, supervised weekends where Brit MUST stay at home with the boys. It's ridiculous, I do feel sorry for them too Julie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How does one night with an estranged parent provide stability for these boys? It seems that the judges are making media-concious decisions.</p>
<p>These boys need a breather from the paps and the whole circus, they need one home, one home where their mom can come see them away from the intrusion of cameras.  On this visit they can watch movies, read stories, play games and just enjoy one another&#8217;s company in a sane environment! At the worst, supervised weekends where Brit MUST stay at home with the boys. It&#8217;s ridiculous, I do feel sorry for them too Julie.</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-878</link>
		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Surely she didn't go to court looking like that??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surely she didn&#8217;t go to court looking like that??</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-883</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She forgot to button up the rest of her dress. Man, what a warped vision of herself she ses in the mirror.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She forgot to button up the rest of her dress. Man, what a warped vision of herself she ses in the mirror.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-877</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amazing how she can even wear a dress worthy of Laverne &#38; Shirley, yet still make it look completely slutty.

Ah, those poor kids being forced to spend one night a week trotting around bringing cigarette packs to their mom. "Hey Bayba, go fetch Mama's lollies, won'tcha? Das a good boy."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing how she can even wear a dress worthy of Laverne &amp; Shirley, yet still make it look completely slutty.</p>
<p>Ah, those poor kids being forced to spend one night a week trotting around bringing cigarette packs to their mom. &#8220;Hey Bayba, go fetch Mama&#8217;s lollies, won&#8217;tcha? Das a good boy.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Bobofet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-876</link>
		<dc:creator>Bobofet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mama needs her cancer sticks more than her babies.  Puff Puff Puff.  Wheeeeezzzzzeee.  Die</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mama needs her cancer sticks more than her babies.  Puff Puff Puff.  Wheeeeezzzzzeee.  Die</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/britney-spears-awarded-one-night-a-week/comment-page-1/#comment-874</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Candy --

The only correct way to deal with tequila is
the way Chevy Chase dealt with it in Caddyshack.
(If you haven't seen this, it's worth renting
the movie just to watch the process.)

After all, it smells bad, and tastes like
gasoline.

Poor Brit.  Cannot someone intervene?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Candy &#8211;</p>
<p>The only correct way to deal with tequila is<br />
the way Chevy Chase dealt with it in Caddyshack.<br />
(If you haven&#8217;t seen this, it&#8217;s worth renting<br />
the movie just to watch the process.)</p>
<p>After all, it smells bad, and tastes like<br />
gasoline.</p>
<p>Poor Brit.  Cannot someone intervene?</p>
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		<title>By: big joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>big joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>exactly jewed. that's why she's 'visibly upset'. because she's gonna have to pay that court-appointed monitor baby sitting money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>exactly jewed. that&#8217;s why she&#8217;s &#8216;visibly upset&#8217;. because she&#8217;s gonna have to pay that court-appointed monitor baby sitting money.</p>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with you jewed. Those poor boys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with you jewed. Those poor boys.</p>
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		<title>By: jewed</title>
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		<dc:creator>jewed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She'll probably go out on the razz and leave the kids with the court-appointed monitor.</description>
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		<title>By: Jen1984</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen1984</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's one more night than she deserves</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s one more night than she deserves</p>
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