Comments on: Finally — Maxim Editors Reveal Their List of Unboinkable Women! http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:15:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: David http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-929 David Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:45:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-929 Good List, number 1 is well deserved SJP is the ugliest bitch on the planet. I'd do Brit though, maybe not in her current mental state, she does need help, very sad. I think Germaine Greer should be No. 5 Good List, number 1 is well deserved SJP is the ugliest bitch on the planet.
I’d do Brit though, maybe not in her current mental state, she does need help, very sad.
I think Germaine Greer should be No. 5

]]> By: Brittany http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-928 Brittany Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:03:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-928 um, are you serious with this? have you taken a look at yourselves? you aren't even half of the people of sarah jessica, sandra oh and madonna. your truly disgusting and if maxim has to make an article of the unsexiest women, then this world has truly gone to shit. sarah jessica parker, sandra oh and madonna are all beautiful women, whether it be on the inside or outside. before writing something about how ugly someone is, i suggest you look at yourself in the mirror, because YOU are one of the ugliest people i've ever seen. um, are you serious with this? have you taken a look at yourselves? you aren’t even half of the people of sarah jessica, sandra oh and madonna. your truly disgusting and if maxim has to make an article of the unsexiest women, then this world has truly gone to shit. sarah jessica parker, sandra oh and madonna are all beautiful women, whether it be on the inside or outside. before writing something about how ugly someone is, i suggest you look at yourself in the mirror, because YOU are one of the ugliest people i’ve ever seen.

]]> By: happyFemale http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-927 happyFemale Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:47:47 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-927 whatever happened to being grateful for life & health? the judging a book by its cover ( living accomplished Women, in this case ) is exactly what the editors of Maxim have done . . . Feeding in to " Western cultures medicore masses of the uneducated average persons, ideals and acceptance of what a sexy woman should "Look like " is clearly what this is all about. Substance and Significance is clearly lacking as well as depth in knowledge, reasoning, emotions, and character by the editors of Maxim in their so-called creation and list of the "unsexiest women alive." BTW- i used to buy Maxim and wanted to pose for the mag but will no longer be a loyal buyer and fan. lots of luck, many hardships, illness, accidents and deaths might make the editors of Maxim realize how demeaning, objectfying, and belittleing they really are. Life is truly the only gift and the most "sexy" creation one will ever know. Have the editors of Maxim ever heard that, "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and also if you dont have something nice to say, dont say it at all?" .... obviously not like the one-dimensional morons they really have showed us they are. whatever happened to being grateful for life & health?

the judging a book by its cover ( living accomplished Women, in this case ) is exactly what the editors of Maxim have done . . .

Feeding in to ” Western cultures medicore masses of the uneducated average persons, ideals and acceptance of what a sexy woman should “Look like ” is clearly what this is all about.

Substance and Significance is clearly lacking as well as depth in knowledge, reasoning, emotions, and character by the editors of Maxim in their so-called creation and list of the “unsexiest women alive.”
BTW- i used to buy Maxim and wanted to pose for the mag but will no longer be a loyal buyer and fan.

lots of luck, many hardships, illness, accidents and deaths might make the editors of Maxim realize how demeaning, objectfying, and belittleing they really are. Life is truly the only gift and the most “sexy” creation one will ever know. Have the editors of Maxim ever heard that, “Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and also if you dont have something nice to say, dont say it at all?” …. obviously not like the one-dimensional morons they really have showed us they are.

]]> By: ty http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-926 ty Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:11:39 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-926 I'm a dude and a regular reader of Maxim's Magazine. But even I'm offended by this list of "unsexiest women." I don't think it's necessary to print such mean spirited articles in order sell some extra magazines. Shame on the Maxim editors. And while they're at it, all those guys need a massive makeover, especially the ones in the second and third picture. I’m a dude and a regular reader of Maxim’s Magazine.
But even I’m offended by this list of “unsexiest women.”
I don’t think it’s necessary to print such mean spirited
articles in order sell some extra magazines. Shame on the
Maxim editors. And while they’re at it, all those
guys need a massive makeover, especially the ones in the second and third picture.

]]> By: Clars http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-925 Clars Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:18:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-925 This list is very offensive and compelling at the same time. A "Woman's" magazine would never print something like that about men, they tend to run lists of men that you'd secretly fancy instead - It's less harsh! This list is very offensive and compelling at the same time.

A “Woman’s” magazine would never print something like that about men, they tend to run lists of men that you’d secretly fancy instead - It’s less harsh!

]]> By: Lynee http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-922 Lynee Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:13:44 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-922 I like how everyone is surprised and shocked at this list, as if Maxim magazine is some kind of noble publication. It's Cosmo Magazine for men with a 6th grade reading level (hence all the pics and stilted vocab.). At least someone's being honest about something for once, even if it is blatantly cruel and childish. We objectify women every second of every day, aren't you used to it yet? One thing I found interesting is that every woman on this list is underweight, besides Britney. This should be one comforting thought to women. And another plus is they seem to have taken personality (albeit Oh's fake one and the other women's media filtered ones) into account. So men do listen, even if it's only to syndicated TV and mainstream radio stations. I like how everyone is surprised and shocked at this list, as if Maxim magazine is some kind of noble publication. It’s Cosmo Magazine for men with a 6th grade reading level (hence all the pics and stilted vocab.). At least someone’s being honest about something for once, even if it is blatantly cruel and childish. We objectify women every second of every day, aren’t you used to it yet? One thing I found interesting is that every woman on this list is underweight, besides Britney. This should be one comforting thought to women. And another plus is they seem to have taken personality (albeit Oh’s fake one and the other women’s media filtered ones) into account. So men do listen, even if it’s only to syndicated TV and mainstream radio stations.

]]> By: Sarah http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-923 Sarah Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:25:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-923 I did not know that Kate Walsh was on Drew Carey Show!! But I think the comment about the Fat girl on there was meant to be Mimi with the bright blue eye-shadow and overall clown appearance! I agree that the list here is crazy why do we need some mag to tell us who is and who is not sexy. What happened to individual thoughts and opinion. The people whe take these things seriously are the same people that would jump off a cliff if someone said that all the celebrities were doing it! JUMP AWAY!! and on the way down... How about an original thought!!! I did not know that Kate Walsh was on Drew Carey Show!! But I think the comment about the Fat girl on there was meant to be Mimi with the bright blue eye-shadow and overall clown appearance! I agree that the list here is crazy why do we need some mag to tell us who is and who is not sexy. What happened to individual thoughts and opinion. The people whe take these things seriously are the same people that would jump off a cliff if someone said that all the celebrities were doing it!
JUMP AWAY!! and on the way down… How about an original thought!!!

]]> By: Cat http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-924 Cat Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:22:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-924 I really think this is terrible and real sign of what our society has devolved to in terms of objectifying and putting down women based on their looks. I can't believe anyone even thought to let someone publish this garbage. It is so unfunny and unsexy of them. It's just more mind rot that no one needs. Only in America....I guess their sexy woman campaign is getting a little too shallow so they have to dig deeper and dish out this kind of dirt. Pathetic. I really think this is terrible and real sign of what our society has devolved to in terms of objectifying and putting down women based on their looks. I can’t believe anyone even thought to let someone publish this garbage. It is so unfunny and unsexy of them. It’s just more mind rot that no one needs. Only in America….I guess their sexy woman campaign is getting a little too shallow so they have to dig deeper and dish out this kind of dirt. Pathetic.

]]> By: Brittney http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-919 Brittney Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:45:15 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-919 Britney Spears obviously has some issues, emotional and mental that need to be dealt with, sooner rather than later (regardless of how well her CD is doing), her health and the welfare of her children should come first. Sandra Oh is an amazing actress, funny as crap, and a Golden Globe winner. She's getting her due career wise, she's smart, she's funny, she has great bone structure, and I'm sure that a lot of men are into that. Amy Winehouse has a talent that many can only dream of. She's human and she's got a lot of problems. But so does Paris Hilton and oh I don't know most of the other women in that jet-set fast and fabulous 20-30 age group. Madonna is a goddess. The original "virgin" and "material girl" has stood out amongst us mere mortals since she burst onto the scene. She's beautiful, a marketing genius, talented, smart, articulate, and a mother who can still kill it on stage, (the sold out Confessions tour, need I say more) Last but not least, SJP. She has become this brand, this pint sized fashion palette for us all to behold. "Sex and the City" did wonders for her and Cynthia, and Kristen and Kim, hey and Chris Noth. What she did, who she played, what she has created, is a way of life. Sure she didn't write the show, but she embodied the main character, the very essence of Ms. Bradshaw-if you're nasty. She's cool, and charitable, and open. Sure Britney has fallen on hard times, (in need of serious help, I hope she receives it before it is too late). And Amy Winehouse has seriously been through it, and no one can seem to help her to the other side. But Sandra, Madge and let's not forget a woman who has influence so much of our culture the fab SJP, are straight shooting, upstanding, bright and talented women. Who the hell needs a magazine like Maxim calling people unsexy, who the hell are they. And Barbaro, that's low. Doesn't Maxim exploit sexuality, oh wait that's right...they do. Britney Spears obviously has some issues, emotional and mental that need to be dealt with, sooner rather than later (regardless of how well her CD is doing), her health and the welfare of her children should come first.

Sandra Oh is an amazing actress, funny as crap, and a Golden Globe winner. She’s getting her due career wise, she’s smart, she’s funny, she has great bone structure, and I’m sure that a lot of men are into that.

Amy Winehouse has a talent that many can only dream of. She’s human and she’s got a lot of problems. But so does Paris Hilton and oh I don’t know most of the other women in that jet-set fast and fabulous 20-30 age group.

Madonna is a goddess. The original “virgin” and “material girl” has stood out amongst us mere mortals since she burst onto the scene. She’s beautiful, a marketing genius, talented, smart, articulate, and a mother who can still kill it on stage, (the sold out Confessions tour, need I say more)

Last but not least, SJP. She has become this brand, this pint sized fashion palette for us all to behold. “Sex and the City” did wonders for her and Cynthia, and Kristen and Kim, hey and Chris Noth. What she did, who she played, what she has created, is a way of life. Sure she didn’t write the show, but she embodied the main character, the very essence of Ms. Bradshaw-if you’re nasty. She’s cool, and charitable, and open.

Sure Britney has fallen on hard times, (in need of serious help, I hope she receives it before it is too late). And Amy Winehouse has seriously been through it, and no one can seem to help her to the other side.

But Sandra, Madge and let’s not forget a woman who has influence so much of our culture the fab SJP, are straight shooting, upstanding, bright and talented women. Who the hell needs a magazine like Maxim calling people unsexy, who the hell are they. And Barbaro, that’s low. Doesn’t Maxim exploit sexuality, oh wait that’s right…they do.

]]> By: ellen http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-920 ellen Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:47:39 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/11/maxim-editors-determine-all-important-list-of-unboinkable-women/#comment-920 What's wrong with you people? The "fat" woman on The Drew Carey Show was thin and very attractive Kate Walsh in a fat suit. http://www.themakeupgallery.info/character/fat/drewcarey.htm What’s wrong with you people? The “fat” woman on The Drew Carey Show was thin and very attractive Kate Walsh in a fat suit.

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/character/fat/drewcarey.htm

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