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While hubby Tom Cruise has been filming Rubicon in Berlin, Katie Holmes has reportedly been training to run in the New York City marathon this November.
“She’s been training for months, in both L.A. and Berlin,” a friend of Katie’s [aka Katie's "handler"] reveals to OK!. “Katie is determined to complete the race; she’s as fit and toned as ever.”
Good for you, Katie. I’d join ya, but I’ve been turned off by marathons ever since I saw my friend’s nipples bleeding in the Los Angeles marathon. Chafed and bleeding, I say! Ugh. Yep, if it weren’t for the cracked nipples — and, you know, the whole “running” aspect — I would be right there with you. However, I’m more than happy to wait at the finish line for you, exercising my liver with a celebratory margarita (and keeping my nipples intact, thank you very much)!
she should just keep running as far as she can from tom!
October 12th, 2007 at 12:55 pm - ReplyThe training will come in handy for outrunning Xenu.
October 12th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - ReplyI’m sure she’s taking her vitamins, LOL!!!
October 12th, 2007 at 1:25 pm - ReplyPerhaps she should consider the 35 year old person who died recently doing/during a marathon? But I don’t blame her for running
October 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm - Replyaway from the icky situation in which she
finds herself.
*cracking up at jewed’s post*
October 12th, 2007 at 3:30 pm - Reply