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Good morning, Holy Rollers! TGIF. I’ve been searching the past hour for some fun celebrity news to kick off the weekend, but alas… all I’ve got is this lousy fender-bender. Wait, it’s all about presentation: I meant to say, ORLANDO BLOOM HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE AFTER MAJOR CAR CRASH!
Much better.
Orlando was leaving the Green Door in Hollywood around 2:15 a.m. last night/morning, when another vehicle cut him off and he hit a parked car. Orlando started to leave the accident scene, but photographers reminded him that would make it a hit-and-run, so he grudgingly went back and attempted to tend to one of his two female companions in the car (gee, what a gentleman) until emergency personnel responded.
Police say Orlando was not speeding, all parties will be fine, and no alcohol was involved; however, they wouldn’t comment on whether they actually administered a blood alcohol test.
But wait, it gets even better! (Hey, I’m trying here.) Right before getting in the fender-bender, Orlando jumped into the front seat of a random guy’s car and started an argument with the man. It seems like the two were fighting over the man’s wife/girlfriend, though Orlando was oblivious that the two were even a couple.
Holy Candy’s sources say the woman declined a date with Orlando — not because she’s taken, but because she has a policy against dating porn stars.
that porn ’stache has gotta go.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:04 amhe was just going to leave? nice guy.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:57 pmRon Jeremy called, he wants his mustache back!!!
October 12th, 2007 at 1:26 pmOh Orlando! Why can’t you just, finally, star
October 12th, 2007 at 3:09 pmin a movie bio of Errol Flynn? You’re still
young enough to do it. (Attention producers
who read Holy Candy: I’m giving this
casting idea away for free!)
Haha what a total ass. Wth was he on?
October 12th, 2007 at 10:35 pmHe looks really bad with the mustache. Even though he wasn’t cute to begin with, except as a blonde a tad.
That is what I call a molestache.
October 13th, 2007 at 7:20 pm