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For the millions of you who, like me, decided that watching your freshly-painted toenails dry was more entertaining than watching Celebrity Rap Superstar, here’s a peek at what you missed. Turns out, Kevin Federline should have left the rapping to his first babymama, Shar Jackson — ’cause girlfriend knows her way around a beat. Seriously. I consider myself something of a rap aficionado, having gotten my start secretly listening to masters such as 2 Live Crew in junior high (”Me So Horny” — a classic sentiment! One for the ages) and not-so-secretly enjoying the softer side of rap, such as DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. They speak the truth: Parents really DON’T understand.
What I’m trying to say is… for a white chick, I know my rap. So hats off, Shar.
But the “They should have had ME open up at the VMAs” line…? Cheap shot. Not as cheap as Britney’s weave, of course, but…
Hey, as my mom always said, “Do as I say, not as I do!”
You’re right, Candy, girlfriend does know her way around a beat. That aside, she looked amazing!
October 12th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - ReplyShe can rap better than me. The girl is a real rapper alright…so much so somebody should give her a record contract pronto.
Why she hasn’t been putting out music CDs all along, I’ll never know??? She could’ve been a huge star!!!
BTW…that fake Eve, is just that…a fake. She is one of the laziest so-called professional rappers to have ever held a microphone. She should stick to making home made porn movies!!!
October 13th, 2007 at 12:47 am - Replyi LOVE it!!!…its been stuck in my head all day!!
October 13th, 2007 at 1:17 am - ReplyThat WAS pretty good lol
And I gotta say - yeah, the VMAs was a cheap shot, but I figure any time you get a chance to take a shot at your ex or the woman/man your ex left you for, you take it. It’s your right…LOL
October 13th, 2007 at 4:04 am - ReplyCould you sound any more white Candy?
October 13th, 2007 at 10:08 am - ReplyYou’re right Candy-she’s really good!!! Impressive.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:59 am - ReplyYou can download Shar’s song “Let it Blow’ on her myspace page… her regular one, not her music page. It went up yesterday!
November 8th, 2007 at 11:10 am - Reply