Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Hang With… Cheri Oteri?

Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson and Cheri Oteri at the GQ Lounge-hosted “Visions of Hollywood”

JESSICA: Something looks weird about Cheri’s eyes. Did she get work done?

ASHLEE: Need… more… apple martinis…

CHERI: Something looks weird about Jessica’s eyes. Did she fall into a vat of eyeliner?

ASHLEE: Need… to… find… bathroom…

JESSICA: God, it feels good to be hot again. No one’s even going to notice these two when they’re sitting next to ME.

CHERI: As soon as I drop this purse and pull a Britney, no one’s even going to notice these two bimbos sitting next to me.

ASHLEE: That’s it. I’m hurling in Cheri’s purse.

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3 Responses to “Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Hang With… Cheri Oteri?”

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1. Jen1984 says:

   Cheri Oteri’s the hottest bitch in that picture.

   October 15th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - Reply

2. martini lover says:

   you’re right candy-has cheri had a face lift or something?

   October 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - Reply

3. lola says:

   the simpson sisters are hot but jessica is the hottest!!

   October 15th, 2007 at 5:13 pm - Reply

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