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Ever wish you were famous? Well, snap out of it! Because with fame, comes reports from your bikini waxer about your anti-hair obsession — in Star magazine, no less.
Yes, poor Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d made Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery sign a confidentiality agreement right about now, as Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery is totally blabbing about Jen’s grooming habits “down under” (and I ain’t talkin’ about Australia):
“She’s neurotic about bikini waxes,” reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the “Friends” set every other week to work on the actress. “She’d even call when there was no hair to wax, and she’d insist on having it done — literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She’s phobic about extraneous, stray hairs — especially around her bikini line. She’ll even tweeze them.”
Tweeze? I think I speak for most women when I say, “Ouch.”
Well, this certainly explains why Vince Vaughn is coming back for seconds (or is it thirds… or fifths?) — as well as why Jen’s the front-runner to play Mr. Bigglesworth in the next installment of Austin Powers.
She’s Greek, so she must have A LOT of hair! Sounds like a full-time job to me.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:44 pmi don’t want to be famous but i wouldn’t mind having her money!
October 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pmGod that hurts to THINK about. Tweezers? Seriously?
October 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pmIf she bought bikini bottoms that actually fit, she wouldn’t need to obsess about stray hairs so much.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:10 pmhope she moisturizes.
October 15th, 2007 at 4:00 pmIs nothing sacred? Don’t be using Dawn, Candy, or we’ll know all about you, too.
October 15th, 2007 at 4:06 pmI’ve done the tweezer thing for strays - and yes, OUCH INDEED.
I have to ask WHY this woman is talking about this. I mean, yes, $$$, but who decided “Hey, I wonder if Aniston ever had a bikini waxer? TRACK HER DOWN, WE NEED A QUOTE, STAT!”
Like, how does this come about…?!?!?!
October 15th, 2007 at 4:12 pmToo much information.
October 15th, 2007 at 6:11 pmI get my asshole waxed every 2 weeks so big deal
October 15th, 2007 at 9:34 pmWow, Brad Pitt gives up drinking due to a scare about his kid’s life and this self-absorbed woman is spending all day looking at her vagina.
October 16th, 2007 at 1:39 amThank you, Wawa. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that bikini bottom is beyond unflattering!
October 16th, 2007 at 7:34 amROTFL Marie
October 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am