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A freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles, looking wide-eyed, white-teethed and Mystic Tan-skinned. She’s in La-La Land to film her tango-themed film Dare to Love Me, for which she was preparing in July when she was arrested for DUI.
Apparently, Linds needs to get back to work because she is in dire need of cash, after blowing (yet another bad pun) through $7 million on partying in the last year alone.
Wow. That is a whole lotta gin and juice.
Now, I certainly wouldn’t encourage a reformed party girl to fall off the wagon. However, should you find yourself back on the party circuit, Lindsay, I do have a few rather wise tips for saving your pennies.
HOLY CANDY’S TOP 10 WAYS TO HIT THE SAUCE AND STILL SAVE MONEY:
10. One word: moonshine
9. Put it on Diddy’s tab
8. Instead of buying that last bottle of Cristal, invest the money in a nice Roth IRA
7. Two words: frat parties
6. Make your parties BYOB/BYOC(oke)
5. Take advantage of the Smirnoff Ice samples at the grocery store (there’s no shame in making multiple laps past the sample stand… not that I’d know anything about that!)
4. Two more words: wedding crasher
3. Flash some cleavage in Papa Joe’s direction — won’t have to pay for drinks all night!
2. Say hello to Milwaukee’s Best (Candy recommends holding nose while doing so)
1. Drink out of your mom’s glass/snort off her mirror when she isn’t looking
i’ve been known to carry a flask. you’re right, no shame in that at all. that’s why i hide it in my purse or down my pants.
October 15th, 2007 at 4:00 pm - ReplyBrandon Davis was right, she only has a measley $7 million (said with snooty attitude and nose in air).
October 16th, 2007 at 5:38 am - ReplyDid she borrow that hat off Jermaine Jackson?
October 17th, 2007 at 8:51 pm - ReplyShe could also start a career as a coke whore instead of giving that cootch away all the time- at least trade for drugs!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:57 pm - Reply