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Boy, Mario Lopez sure seems awfully excited about his 34th birthday cake, doesn’t he? So much so, that he probably went tap dancing in the bathroom later.
Wait — is that…?
Dear god, it is! I thought it was a mirage, but… it actually is a TEQUILA CAKE. No wonder Mario’s squealing like a little girl. I would, too. *SELF-PITYING SIGH* How come no one ever gets ME a tequila cake? I always get stuck with one of those supermarket cakes that’s stale before they even get it to the party. Or, worse yet, mom’s homemade cupcakes. (Trust me, if you tasted them, you’d be ungrateful, too.)
Listen up, friends and family. If you REALLY love me, you’ll help me celebrate my next b-day with a tequila cake. With rum icing. And a vat of aspirin the next morning.
Awww Candy. Next to Tara Reid and pre-rehab Lindsay Lohan, you are my favorite bombshell booze hound! Woof!!
October 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - ReplyLooks like the hosts picked up that tequila cake at the local junkyard. They’re counting on everyone being too drunk to notice…the mess…that it is…
October 17th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - Replyjust don’t end up at promises, candy! i need my daily holy candy fix!
October 17th, 2007 at 9:21 pm - ReplyYou know those chocolate fountain gizmos you see at buffets and kids birthday party’s? Could you not run Tequila through one of those? mmmm mmmm good
October 18th, 2007 at 9:01 am - ReplyI agree with Blue Hawaii, the cake is pretty atrocious save for the tequila
Ugliest damn cake I’ve ever seen.
October 18th, 2007 at 10:12 am - ReplyWho cares how it looks? It’s a cake you DRINK! Love it!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - Reply