Joely Richardson Needs My Help

Oct 18, 2007 | Tags:

Nip/Tuck’s Joely Richardson at the Cartier party at the Natural History Museum in London

FINALLY! I’ve been searching for a worthy cause to which I can donate my extra back fat. That’s why I didn’t want to selfishly exercise and melt it off — I knew a startlingly malnourished actress would one day be in dire need of my surplus.

That’s right, Holy Rollers. Paris Hilton isn’t the only selfless philanthropist in town.

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    1. Michelle says:

      That is disgusting, I would like to make the donation of my panch and a portion of my lovehandles.

      P.S.
      Isn’t she old enough to know better.

    2. Jenn F. says:

      Jesus. She needs to learn how to choose clothing that accentuates her best features.

    3. Hannah says:

      Anorexia can strike at any age. That’s just sad.

    4. big joe says:

      i think she’s the definition of a MILF - Mom I’d Like to Feed.

    5. martini lover says:

      give her a break guys. she’s obviously wearing her halloween costume-a skeleton!

    6. Me says:

      OMG! I hope that
      is just photoshopped.

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