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I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.
Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:
Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”
The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, know what that was like, of course. Just a hunch. And the shoes… ! Can’t… stop… staring… at… shoes…
I swear, if you look at them long enough, they start spinning. And if you squint really hard, you can see the Virgin Mary in them. It’s a TGIF miracle!
WTF
October 19th, 2007 at 1:10 am - ReplyLooks like she got dressed in Goodwill,in the dark.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:49 am - ReplyWTF is right!
October 19th, 2007 at 4:53 am - Reply“They start spinning”……LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle Candy.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:42 am - ReplyAnd….she’s got the “Damn, I’m good!” expression.
WTF.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:44 am - ReplyOH SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THIS HOLY MESS?!?!??!
WHAT THE….?!?!?!
CAN’T…FORM…COHERENT….SENTENCE….
October 19th, 2007 at 6:01 am - ReplyI just showed this to my friend - she thinks JC lost a bet…
October 19th, 2007 at 6:02 am - ReplyDefinitely lost a bet.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:41 am - Replyjennifer clownelly ready for her cirque de soleil act
October 19th, 2007 at 9:53 am - ReplyLOL at Jewed
October 19th, 2007 at 10:52 am - Replya plaid scarf will really accent it nicely.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:03 pm - Replyoops - i meant “would.”
October 19th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - ReplyIs it a skort, jumpsuit or dress? The center stitching is throwing me off. But I have to say, this really seems like some kind of lark, can’t wait to hear the story behind this.
When Lara Flynn Boyle wore that crazy Ballerina get up at some awards show, she was sending a private message to Jack Nicholson. I think he had just cheated on her with a dancer. She mentioned this in brief, but the press was not interested in that story, which I think is/was much more juicy than the outfit scandal.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:14 pm - ReplyHoly Terror’s remark is something worth
pursuing. More on this story, please!
Where, oh Where, are the handlers and dressers
and gofers and everybody when Hollywood-types
go out in public?
JC and her husband are usually so low-key
October 19th, 2007 at 3:16 pm - Replyand calm and un-weird.
JC’s husband cheated on her with a…clown…perhaps?? There’s definitely some kind of CLOWN subtext here.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:30 pm - ReplyROTFL Blue!
October 20th, 2007 at 12:13 am - Replythe shoes alone are enough to make me dizzy!
October 20th, 2007 at 7:48 am - Reply