Uma Thurman Should Look Into Nipple Petals, Better Home Lighting

Oct 19, 2007 | Tags:

Um, Uma, hon…? I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I think you’re covering the wrong part of your body…

Bosom Buddies’ Peter Scolari is playing the role of nipple censor today, as we at Holy Candy thought he could use the high-profile work

Next time, perhaps use a more subtle material, Uma. Like saran wrap.

For the pictures not censored by Peter Scolari, click below. Which I know you all will, you pervs! Oh, and I must mention the word “nipples,” “sheer dress,” “Uma Thurman boobs” and “nip slip,” because that’s what search engine optimization is all about, my friends.

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10 Responses to “Uma Thurman Should Look Into Nipple Petals, Better Home Lighting”

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    1. Hannah says:

      Why would she do that? It’s not like she’s Tara Reid who NEEDS the attention or something!

    2. jenner says:

      Peter Scolari!?!?!?! LOLOL

      Either I’m missing something or that is REALLY random LOL

      And yeah, Uma…while I appreciate the fact that you’re WEARING underwear, granny panties are NOT the way to go here. Even if they ARE “nude”.

    3. librarian kathleen says:

      Uh, am I missing something?

      There isn’t a whole lot of detail showing.
      (O.K. maybe the resolution on my screen is
      not that great.)

      I’ve seen far too many nip-slips in the
      universe of gossip, but this one does not
      quite qualify. I mean, really. Does it?

      Or, as I previously queried, am I missing
      something?

      At any rate, she looks (as Billy Crystal’s
      character would have said) Maaahrvellous.

      Because, it is so much better to look good
      than to feel good!

    4. martini lover says:

      you’re missing something, librarian kathleen because you can see her entire nipple, quite clearly, in the first, third and fourth uncensored pictures. i thought she was classier than that.

    5. MsTriste says:

      Peter Scolari played opposite Tom Hanks in the TV series “Bosom Buddies”. Candy brilliantly named the thing you put over the nipple to make it safe for work a “bosom buddy”. WTG Candy! And thanks for finding that great pic of Uma’s ass - love it!!

      I think Uma knew exactly how much she was exposing.

    6. Reina says:

      Wow, that dress would be gorgeous were in not a bit sheer in that lighting. Though, I do wonder what sort of dress it takes to make Uma look as non-lithe as she does in that fourth one.

    7. bluehawaii says:

      If nothing else, she IS a risk taker…

      Bring it on, Uma.

    8. Marie says:

      Whatever, Uma’s amazing.

    9. Ryan G. says:

      Every time I see her in an interview, she sounds like she has an IQ of 10. That New York/Valley Girl accent of hers is like fingernails across a chalkboard.

    10. Jo Jo says:

      She has such beautiful coloring. Why would she go for this look? Reminds me of the “Just Shoot Me” episode with Maya wearing a see-through dress that she didn’t know was see-through until she got out of the limo. and the flashes started popping.

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