What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Tom Cruise

Oct 19, 2007 | Tags:

Tom Cruise at the New York premiere of “Lions for Lamb”

Multi-vitamins, L. Ron Hubbard’s ass, the pile of Scientology cash on which he sleeps, Crest Whitening Strips and Juicy Fruit

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    1. princess bride says:

      definitely a juicy fruit guy.

    2. Baby Milo says:

      Scientology… LOL @ THAT.

    3. jewed says:

      He has a whole lot of the crazy written all over his face.

    4. Jenn F. says:

      He’s such a douche.

    5. Wawa says:

      He’s a fruit all right.

    6. stephen says:

      Is he fronting the Kaiser Chiefs with that haircut now?

    7. langtry says:

      I think any dental hygenist or dentist would tell you his breath also smells of periodontal disease. From the looks of it, he’s lucky to still have his teeth!

    8. jenner says:

      I CANNOT believe I used to think this man was so hot…

      His current look reminds me of a little school boy. He just needs the blazer and shorts and he’s all set.

    9. librarian kathleen says:

      langtry’s observation is dead-on. Those gums
      are much too red to be healthy…

      (My dental hygienist would freak out if I
      showed up with gums like that.)

      On second thought, let’s not speculate too
      much about this.

    10. bluehawaii says:

    11. Carey says:

      What’s up with his “Mr. Ed” teeth?! Digusting.

    12. kathleen says:

      if i recall correctly, he knocked his front teeth out (at least partially) to be more true to character when he was in the Outsiders. so, he actually selected those mr. ed teeth.

    13. marilee says:

      Plenty of tic tacs to hide the sweet smell of insanity

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