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In a world where we can rely on so little — including my computer, which has decided to freeze every other minute or so today (like me, she’s not a morning person) — it’s reassuring to know we can always count on Britney Spears to fill the blogosphere with more of her crazy antics. Always. To wit:
TMZ reports that Britney left a Beverly Hills medical clinic yesterday covering her mouth — and, while photogs thought she was expressing shock over running over a photographer’s sandal-wearing foot (and leaving the car there for a few seconds), it appears she simply may have been covering the work of a collagen-wielding doctor:
Or maybe she’s just paying the price for swapping spittle with Paris? Hard to tell.
Britney has also continued her quest for Mother of the Year by standing up her parenting coach yesterday. Probably because she was too busy grabbing some enchiladas at Sharky’s. Yup. Sharky’s. What is it with Britney and Mexican grub? Seriously, even Mexicans don’t eat that much Mexican. They like to hit Mickey D’s every once in a while. I’d suggest making Britney an honorary Mexican and shipping her off to Guadalajara, but I don’t want to hurt U.S.-Mexico relations. Because that’s the kind of caring U.S. Gossip Blog Diplomat that I am. Also, I might suffer withdrawals if I didn’t know which boots Britney was wearing on any given day…
i’m willing to risk our relations with mexico to get her out of sight.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - ReplyCollagen? Hmmm. Let’s hope that’s what it
is.
After all, you’ve got to consider: this MRSA thing is evidently plaguing the nation.
Advice to everyone: wash your hands and wear latex gloves at all times, even if you are not obsessive-compulsive (particularly when dealing
with the public, Hollywood or otherwise).
Yikes!
October 19th, 2007 at 3:12 pm - ReplyLooks like she had
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:53 am - Replya moustache shaving
accident.