Macho Men

Oct 23, 2007 | Tags: ,

More than one million AskMen.com readers voted for their favorite “man’s man” and who did they pick as the most manly…? David Beckham. Hmmm. I know a helium-voiced clothes horse is my definition of macho. Becks is many wonderful things, but a manly man…? Arnold Schwarzenegger might have something to say about that.

The Top 10:

1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Timbaland
4. Roger Federer
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Daniel Craig
7. Steve Jobs
8. George Clooney
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Christian Bale

What, no Zac Efron or Clay Aiken? Well, considering the top 100 also includes the likes of Ryan Seacrest, I think it’s safe to assume the real name of the site is AskMetrosexuals.com. Or AskMenWhoLoveMen.com. After all, this is a site that features articles such as “Socks Rule!” (in case you’re wondering, “funky” socks are only OK for home, and you men should match your socks with your pants, not your shoes).

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    1. Holy Terror says:

      I wholeheartedly agree with #6 and #8! Love those steak eating, booze guzzling, motorcycle bike riding, but non wife-beater wearing, or mullet sporting, nowhere near metrosexual amount of personal grooming, XX chromosonal, tall drink of waters! Wooooohooooo!!

    2. Me says:

      Each of those 10 guys equals
      .010 (or 1%) of a manly man.
      Justin Timberlake?? Manly??
      Where is Peter Pan on this
      list?

    3. Ash says:

      Daniel Craig is the only good one on that list. A girly men list would be much more fun. Zac, Clay, Michael Jackson, Jeremy Piven, etc.

    4. Happy Go Lucky says:

      hmm, I will just have to disregard any and all ‘expert’ advice on men i have read on askmen.com.
      actually this reminds me of a recent convo w a friend about how men seem reluctant to wear pants these days. :-\ don’t worry, my bitterness is a passing phase :-)

    5. Wawa says:

      Great picture choices.

    6. librarian kathleen says:

      Becks is certainly…pretty.

      Once upon a time,a “man’s man” was a rugged, possibly handsome, hetero who drove and drank
      and hunted with the men, but had intimate
      congress with any fine lady he wanted.

      These days, I think your suspicions about the definitiion of “man’s man” are much closer to the truth.

      In the old school sense, then: I vote for
      Gerard Depardieu!

    7. Julie says:

      The Brawny paper towel guy seems more manly than most on that list.

    8. jenner says:

      I don’t know about “man’s men”, but I sure do love me some Becks *drool*

      The only other one on this list that has me drooling like a hormonal teeny bopper is Christian Bale. The rest..meh, not for me.

      The idea of such a list is stupid though, gotta say lol

    9. bluehawaii says:

      This is sooo funny! Where is Peter Pan, indeed?

    10. Jenny says:

      I like Christian Bale. I think he should have been #1 *swoon*

    11. Debbles says:

      Um — hello??? As one of our Australian television reporters once dubbed him — Russell Crowe is “sex on legs.” (grin!)

    12. maria says:

      and they call them “manly”?

      and what about Gerald Butler?? I think he’s the best around..

      and yeah Russell Crowe too..

    13. cari says:

      Christian Bale should be number one. Met him once and that MAN’S hotness knows no boundaries.

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