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Yeah, yeah, I know she probably doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But as I always say, don’t let the facts get in the way of a cheesy headline.
Despite being beautiful and talented, Nicole Kidman hasn’t been very lucky in her choice of men or recent movie projects — The Stepford Wives, The Invasion, Bewitched, The Interpreter, and Fur, just to name a few — and her next film is no exception, apparently.
Page Six reports that early buzz on The Golden Compass — based on the first book in Philip Pullman’s “His Dark Materials” trilogy — isn’t so hot. ” In fact, people working on the movie say it is just plain bad. The picture is said to rely too much on computer-generated images and may stumble with its talking, armored polar bear. . .
Wait right there. A talking, armored polar bear? Yeah, I could see how that would turn people off. Polar bears are scary enough — did you know they’re the only animal on earth that will actually hunt a human down, unprovoked?! (Or so someone once told me at a party, so it MUST be true.) There is NO need to equip them with armor and give them the gift of speech, thank you very much. Let’s just keep them where they belong: behind lots and lots of impenetrable glass where they’re unable to hunt me down and feast on Candy legs as part of their Christmas spread.
She just doesnt have good luck does she… lol. Poor Nicole.
October 24th, 2007 at 2:37 pm - ReplyI *heart* polar bears.
October 24th, 2007 at 2:50 pm - ReplyIs she going gray?
October 24th, 2007 at 4:02 pm - ReplyYeah I heard the same thing about Polar Bears. Al Gore better be careful!
October 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pm - ReplyIt’s hard to believe she was ever married to that weirdo pipsqueak Tom Cruise…THAT was her biggest mistake ever!
October 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pm - ReplyHer biggest regret is that Tom dumped her and yes her roots are gray and she usually wears wigs. She is a total fake from head to toe.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - ReplyWow I can’t believe she’s showing grey hair! BTW, The Golden Compass is a great book.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - ReplyThat is not true about Polar Bears. They aren’t the only animal that will hunt humans unprovoked.
Humans are the other group of animals…that hunt humans unprovoked. In fact, they are the number one killers in the world…not only killing their own, often times for no other reason but to do it–and humans also kill millions of animals every minute for food.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:52 pm - ReplyZip, thanks for reminding me to go eat a double-cheeseburger right now!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:55 pm - Replyi think that’s why she went blonde instead of the red, because gray hair doesn’t hold red dye as well.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:30 pm - ReplyHi, Jo Jo…where have you been hiding lately???
Personally, I’ve switched to veggie burgers and other vegetarian fair, these days. Oh, but I allow myself Prawns and Shrimp as a treat.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:38 pm - ReplyIs she sharing Keith’s circumference with us?
October 25th, 2007 at 7:14 am - ReplyYeah, the Golden Compass is a good book.. and Kidman is pretty perfect, on paper, for her role. Let’s hope the *movie* adaptation doesn’t end up being another…. what was that dragon movie? Eragorn? Aragon? lol.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:07 am - ReplyShe may be going grey, but I still think she is very beautiful!
October 26th, 2007 at 12:37 pm - ReplyThis year my wife decided to have a dry run thanksgiving day to test out her recipes. We soaked the bird in a brine solution she got at William Sonoma it really kept it moist. OMG, the turkey was so good and I get to do it again in a few days!
November 17th, 2007 at 7:51 am - Reply