Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attend a parenting class together. I’m sure they’ll do as swimmingly in that class, as they have in all their time in academia. [POTP]
National Enquirer discusses “Oprah’s secret weight-loss surgery!” Well, not so secret anymore. [popbytes]
Eva Longoria promotes exercising in a catsuit and stilettos, while I prefer to do my cardio in a ball gown and strappy heels. To each her own. [Ayyyy!]
Heidi Klum and Seal: Love at first sight (of Seal’s large package). [Celebrity Smack]
Justin Timberlake may be even more “frugal” than Jennifer Lopez. [Gabby Babble]
New mommy Gretchen Mol manages to make “Apple Martin” sound positively mundane. [Hollywood Offender]
Lindsay Lohan looks happy to be reunited with the paparazzi. Awwww. [Daily Stab]
Pretty on the Outside celebrates Kim Kardashian’s subtlety. [POTO]
Constantine Maroulis and Debbie Gibson…? Sounds more like a killer mall concert tour than a love affair. [Us]
HOLY CANDY REQUEST: If any Holy Rollers are dressing up like celebrities for Halloween, please e-mail pictures to candy@holycandy.com so I can post them on the site! The crazier, the better — just how I like my celebrities.
Apple Martin? I’m not as clever as you are, but [insert apple martini joke here]!! Snap!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:01 amI’ll make sure to snap up my Anna Nicole Smith and send it on
October 25th, 2007 at 8:46 am