The Debutante Ball

Oct 24, 2007 | Tags:

…And at this evening’s Cotillion, Mister Thomas Cruise Mapother the Fourth would like to formally introduce his daughter, Katherine Noelle Holmes, to society…

Wait! My cats staff informs me that these two are not at Cotillion and father/daughter, but rather married and attending the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lamb. My mistake.

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  1. kathleen says:

    yikes - she is wearing entirely too much make-up. i can’t believe her father…er…husband let her go to the cotillion looking like that!

  2. Willie Shoemaker says:

    The IMdB says Tom’s 5′7″ and Katie’s 5′9″.
    I’d say she’s got at least 3″ on him- without the heels.
    That guy’s really short!

  3. jewed says:

    It’s sad to say,but this photo reminds me of
    a really nice girl who is taking her retarded older brother as her ‘date’.

  4. MsTriste says:

    That’s not really Katie, is it?

  5. librarian kathleen says:

    Has anyone noticed that, in recent photos,
    while Katie is maturing (in terms of facial
    development)Tom appears younger than he did
    a few years ago?

  6. Julie says:

    It looks like he stopped by Madame Tussaud’s (sp?) on the way to the ball.

  7. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Pretty girl, ugly outfit.

  8. martini lover says:

    lol @ jewed. he looks like rainman!

  9. Laura says:

    She looks bizarre. Something about her face has changed in recent photos. Do you think she’s had surgery or just lost a lot of weight?

  10. bluehawaii says:

    Who is this woman?

    Her face has definitely changed, structurally. She’s starting to remind me of Jennifer Gray post “Dirty Dancing.”

  11. Aine says:

    ok…ok…so im just as tired of the “katie holmes is tom’s robot lovAH” but, c’mon…she looks just like one of those stepford wives.

  12. Holy Terror says:

    There is something definitely different about her. The pic of her in the black, bathing suit holding Suri–she looks exactly like Jackie O. She’s matured rapidly, and looks a little harder but it’s not unattractive.

  13. langtry says:

    I know a lot of people hold Katie Holmes up as a “Fashion Icon”, but I just can’t stand the way she dresses. Ever since she married Napoleon … er … Tom Cruise, she dresses. alternatively, like someone in her Sixties or a Teenager. Her fashion choices are Bipolar, and I think Napoleon’s … er, Tom Cruise’s the difference.

  14. Dishie says:

    Wow, that dress makes her torso look LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

  15. Hawkie says:

    His hairdo is so creepy. Makes him look even slimier than before…

  16. Koncerned says:

    Her make up looks good, but her dress and the height of her husband are utterly ridiculous.

    PS - Candy, YOU RULE.

  17. omj says:

    my favorite part of these pictures is his under chin waddle. tee hee

  18. Jenny says:

    I want to know why anyone would design a dress to look like it’s on backwards. It’s supposed to slope towards the front to give the illusion of a flatter tummy and tighter butt.

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