Double the Pleasure, Double the Diapers and 3AM Feedings

According to New York Daily News‘ Rush & Molloy, Christina Aguilera is expecting twins. Wow! Well, that explains it, right? Twice as many babies means twice as much makeup. At least that’s what my mom always said. Or was it twice as many babies means twice as many vodka tonics? I always got that one mixed up…

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3 Responses to “Double the Pleasure, Double the Diapers and 3AM Feedings”

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1. Mr. Burns says:

   She can play the clown at her kid’s parties!

   October 25th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

2. Mr. Noodle says:

   Dolly Parton lives! Why in the name of God can’t she just lay off that beyond horrid lipstick? There isn’t a gal on the face of the planet that has ever looked good with that shit color on their lips. Can you just imagine the trail that’s left on napkins, glassware, Jordan’s butt, sandwiches… Please, please, stiop (i mean stop) it now!
   That is all.

   October 25th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

3. Jen1984 says:

   Good thing she has plenty of milk.

   October 25th, 2007 at 6:15 pm

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