Do YOU spend your nights lonely in bed with a husband who prefers watching Hairspray over smooching with you? Do YOU feel so insecure that you need jumbo-sized implants and MUST tell the press about YOUR so-called “wild sex life” every chance you get?
If you said “YES” to these questions, then we have just the thing to make you feel better:
Introducing Jordan’s Vibrator! Coming to a tacky, over-the-top sex shop near you…
Oops! Turns out, this is actually a promotional shot for her new line of haircare products, Jordan Haircare Electricals — you know, for those who desire sluttier flat irons. My bad.
if it’s going to make my hair look like straw, i think i’ll pass.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:25 amWho is this woman?
October 25th, 2007 at 12:34 pmHa ha! I totally believed you. She would do it, too.
October 25th, 2007 at 1:09 pmShe and Xtina must take makeup classes together.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:18 pmHer hair is so Charlie’s Angels,
October 26th, 2007 at 6:15 amit’s a hideous color, sort of a khaki.
Ick.
Mr. Burns, she became famous in the U.K. for being a “page 3″ girl.
October 26th, 2007 at 9:13 am