Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition

Oct 25, 2007 | Tags:

Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy collaborate on the most frightening of Halloween posters. Clay Aiken is hungry for blood — and Twinkies. [GOTA]

Star magazine talks about Angelina Jolie’s LIES! Oh, boy. All-caps and an exclamation point? It must be true. [Celebrity Smack]

Charges against Britney Spears dropped. Just like all pretenses of her sanity. [POTP]

Colin Farrell demonstrates the side effects of Valtrex. [Ayyyy!]

Finally, a brave soul takes a stand against that creepy Ronald McDonald! [popbytes]

Natalie Portman regrets nude scene. But not as much as her grandmother did watching it. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Imagine the least flattering outfit Beyonce could wear. Now triple that “Oh no, she di-int!” factor. Voila! You are now mentally prepared for this picture. [Fatback]

Robbie Williams may have a promising fall-back career as a comedian. [Gabby Babble]

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    1. Jen1984 says:

      You and 14 from Gallery of the absurd make an awsome team. Her Gaykin sketch is eerily accurate!

    2. Jen1984 says:

      Oops, I meant “awesome”. Like I said, long day.

    3. Jenny says:

      I saw Beyonce’s outfit in the paper yesterday, and I said out loud it was the ugliest thing she could have worn.

    4. Liz says:

      My nephew who has Autism was able to go to a special camp this pass summer because of Clay Aiken, so who is the Monster here? It sure isn’t Clay.

    5. Paige says:

      A lot of celebrities do good deeds. That doesn’t make them a saint or above reproach. That’s all part of being a celebrity-people will poke fun at you. Big deal. And that poster is hilarious.

    6. Trudy says:

      Well obviously some people are far below Sainthood. And poking fun at any of these people is not a past time that’s worthy of print! It’s not hilarious to many of us. And the point that it’s not a big deal, proves the point that some people in this world can ruin it for the rest of us. I stumbled on this site and this time instead of leaving once again without commenting, I could not stand the simple additude that bashing is fun. Get a life and do something worthwhile with it and let others live theirs!

    7. martini lover says:

      it’s hilarious to a lot of people. nothing wrong with harmless fun-making. you’re the one who needs to get a life and a sense of humor, trudy. people like candy remind us not to take these celebrities seriously. and i love her for it!!

    8. Trudy says:

      I have a real life in contributing to this world, you know ….in a positive way! I do have a sense of humor….and your so called sense of humor proves that it’s not much of one. Perhaps it says much more about you than you might want people to know.

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