Britney Spears is the Next Shakespeare

Oct 27, 2007 | Tags:

During Round 6. … 9?… 53?… of Britney Spears‘ custody battle yesterday (she wants joint custody reinstated, but the judge hasn’t ruled anything yet), an Extra reporter asked her how she was doing — and an emotional Britney shouted back:

“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!”

I think I’ve just found my new answering machine greeting.

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    1. scarlett says:

      I have embroidered that on my pillow, it has truly touched my heart.

    2. Caesar says:

      Is that like
      “Veni, vidi, vici?”
      Probably not…

    3. martini lover says:

      that should be her next song.

    4. charliesblowupdoll says:

      I think that was a Spice Girls lyric…

    5. January says:

      Her new lips look like she was giving a Dyson a hummer!

    6. Jenn F. says:

      So… she figured that was the best thing she could say to the media when in the middle of a child custody court case. Riiiiight.

    7. bluehawaii says:

      Jeeezz, Britney! Just smile and wave at the paparazzi. They get PAID when you mess up.

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