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Hate to tell ya, folks, but the blond puns don’t end there. Oh, no…
X17 has really fuzzy photos of what they claim is Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson on a date at the Huntley Hotel, but could conceivably just be Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy grabbing a beer together. Either way, a very exciting sighting, indeed.
An eyewitness says: “They looked cozy, like it was a first date. They both looked kind of nervous. And they were obsessed with not being recognized or photographed. Hotel security was on high alert and they both had escorts when they left.”
It certainly makes sense to meet up at a high-profile hotel if you don’t want to be seen. I bet they weren’t actually on a date, but rather discussing starring together in the sequel to the straight-to-DVD movie she made with Owen’s brother, Blonde Ambition, which will be called The Blonde Leading the Blond. Oh, the Underestimated Ditzy Blonde and the Dim Sensitive Blond hilarity that will ensue!
Well,that first suicide attempt didn’t take…maybe spending time with her dumb ass
October 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - Replywill finally push him over the edge.
Ohhh yes, that could have been me and george clooney! (sorry Candy)
Not convincing pictures AT ALL.
But the movies… Probably a good idea
October 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - ReplyThey both have messed up noses.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm - ReplyLOL @ jewed! I thought the exact same thing when I read that. I figured if he didn’t do it right the first time, he definitley would now after spending a second with her.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:11 pm - ReplyShe is so talented!!
October 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - ReplyAs alluded to by “Judge Judy”: perhaps they
October 30th, 2007 at 3:24 pm - Replyboth signed up for a dating service which
caters to strange nose architecture.
He IS in worse shape than I thought!
October 30th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - ReplyHe really is crazy.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - ReplyWho knew?