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Move over, Brangelina — there’s a NEW power couple in town.
Sixty-four-year-old actor Joe Pesci and his fiancée, model Angie Everhart, 37, made their first (noticed) appearance as a couple, as they chowed down together at Mastros Steak House in Beverly Hills last night.
Holy Candy hears the two have already started selecting their wedding registry. In fact, an engraved step ladder for their wedding night is high on the list…
Somewhere out there Tom Cruise is breathing a sigh of relief…..
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:41 pm - ReplyShe sure ‘[]
She sure likes those short Italian men.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:55 pm - ReplyIt looks like her cabbie just showed up.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:14 pm - Reply*laughing my ass off at jewed’s comment*
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:50 pm - ReplyAngie always said she wanted to ‘bag the big one’ I guess she decided to rethink that goal.
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:14 pm - ReplyShe’s got some serious cameltoe.
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm - ReplyCamel toe??? I’ve seen some serious camel toe before, and unfortunately for all of us, that isn’t it.
November 4th, 2007 at 3:42 am - ReplyHe must be hung like a horse!!!
November 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - ReplyYou mean, his money must be hung like a horse!!!
But you know, some women find that sleeping with ugly men is actually extremely sexually stimulating to them…having something to do with receiving sexual pleasure from a person, whom they would normally never consider sleeping with…because of their horrible looks, but for whatever reason…giving into their come on…perhaps due to nobody else being available or expressing interest. At the same time, these women…while engaged in sex with such men, and thus finding sexual pleasure, feel simultaneously repulsed by the touch of their gross looking lovers. Well, that sweet and sour sensation, is actually said to lead to more powerful orgasms in females, thanks to the harsh extremes of these conflicting dualities and emotions.
One more fact, according to doctors…every 28 days, or so–having to do with a woman’s menstrual cycle…a female is more susceptible to risky sex, sleeping with a strange man or men, etc., even unattractive people, whom they would never consider mating with…this, in a particular 24 hour period, again, once a month, every month. So if the wrong guy catches a woman at the right time…on the right day or night…she is more likely than not to say “yes” rather than “no”. Now you know why Fred Durst is so successful with attractive women…as he is always on the make…and never gives up harassing the objects of his desire until those women give in.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:54 pm - Reply^^^^ hmmkay
Fascinating…
I always wanted to know why Fred Durst is so successful with attractive women. So he finds out where they’re at in their menstrual cycle and then pounces when the time is right. Got it. Makes total sense.
I guess i have to find me a ugly guy to get the ultimate sexual pleasure because of the harsh extremes of these conflicting dualities and emotions.
November 5th, 2007 at 9:57 am - ReplyZip? You available?
I’m not ugly!!!
November 5th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - ReplyHey Zip:
Given the writers’ strike, here’s an idea:
The Snow White Syndrome:
barely mature girl (but over 18 of course), and
seven men who are small in height but large in other endowments…Presto!
It’s a movie treatment!!!!
November 5th, 2007 at 4:45 pm - ReplyThat’s funny Kathleen!!! I’ll buy a ticket to see that. Oh wait, I don’t think the writers for porn films have gone on strike…so I’m guessing your idea will be the next big porn movie, and I do mean “big”–every pun intended.
November 5th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - ReplyZip: “So if the wrong guy catches a woman at the right time…on the right day or night…she is more likely than not to say “yes” rather than “no”.”
Or he could just get her drunk.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:53 am - ReplyYes…but, even if a woman is drunk…if the action falls within the time period I have previously outlined, the chances would go up significantly in that particular and critical 24 target date, that she will be at much greater susceptibility to sleeping with an available male that approaches her for sex. It is a time where, and when, one might speculate, has to do with the natural human animal instinct to reproduce. And when that occurs, women tend to be more receptive to sexual advances, more open to mental suggestion, more open to taking risks…including engaging in risky sex…even under dangerous circumstances (i.e., going off with seemingly ill intensioned strangers…and without escort), and perhaps one might say, during such occasions, women are more likely to become hyper sexual…a possible contributing factor, and possibly the main causal factor leading to such behavior…again, due to an instinctive need to procreate…an instinct, that comes on more powerfully than normal, once a month.
That said…I think that it is an established fact that when most women sleep with someone, they tend to develop an immediate and strong emotional bond with that person–even an instant feeling of love…and that may lead to a relationship. Such unexpected circumstances can be emotionally, mentally and physically compromising…but it happens. You see, it’s not love at first sight usually…maybe lust at first sight…but love at first F**k, is more the case. And…that’s what an unintended or intended one night stand may get you–that, or an unforeseen gang bang, an STD, a domestic violence prone boyfriend, a stalker on your doorstep, an instantly lost memory, thanks to diappointment…or GHB…that, or the love of your life–take your pick, but you never know what might happen when you take that kind of risk–it’s like playing the lottery: And maybe for Angie Everheart, perhaps she has found her Prince Charming in Joe Pesci…or a Troll–born of a one night stand, that’s lasted longer than expected…all thanks to the law of unintended consequences–and one day a month when the female body is subliminally programmed by nature to seek out an available mate (any available mate) to procreate with…even a ugly one.
November 6th, 2007 at 5:11 am - ReplyPS–Besides, not all women drink.
November 6th, 2007 at 5:16 am - ReplyZip, I think maybe you are ugly, since you know soooo much about how and when and why women have sex with ugly dudes and/or risky sex. Seems that you’ve studied that kind of thing to have a tiny chance of getting laid.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:42 pm - ReplyJust messing with you Zip…
I’m wondering though where you get your information from.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:39 pm - ReplyPress reports on various scientific research. Now I could lie to you and tell you that i saw it on CNN or Fox News…etc., but the truth is…I watch, listen to and read…a large number of media sources…from NPR, to Russia Today…the BBC, Drudge Report…DW TV…NBC, ABC, CBS…and so on–so I can’t attribute my source to anyone particular new service since I enjoy so many.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - ReplyAmended:
Press reports on various scientific research. Now I could lie to you and tell you that I saw it on CNN or Fox News…etc., but the truth is…I watch, listen to, and read…a large number of media sources…from NPR, to Russia Today…the BBC, Drudge Report…DW TV…NBC, ABC, CBS…and so on–so I can’t attribute my source to anyone particular news service since I enjoy so many.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:51 pm - ReplyZip, I’m thinking the reason some attractive women sleep with “ugly” men is they figured something out — the ugly ones have to try harder. The great looking ones are going to bag babes no matter what, so their performance doesn’t matter. I would say, just look at Pamela Anderson’s choices of mates, but we’ve all heard the rumors about Tommy Lee. (BTW…same thing with attractive men/unattractive women)
November 7th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - ReplyThe word “ugly” gets flung around so often here. What IS ugly? Is ugly short? Is ugly old? Is ugly balding? Do people with all or any of those qualities qualify? If we complain about the impossible standards of beauty that the fashion and celebrity cultures expect of us, then we can’t then measure others by those self-same standards! There are more men in the world that look like Joe Pesci, than there are women who look like Angie Everhart. So when you sling that “ugly” rock you might be hitting someone close to home.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:04 am - Reply