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When I think of beauty, I think of the morning dew glistening on a rose petal. A baby smiling contentedly in her sleep. The day’s last rays bouncing off my Happy Hour martini. The crusted drool that forms on Clooney’s lips after a night of sleeping in his arms.
And, of course, the most beauteous wonder of all…
… Britney Spears.
Gaw-geous!
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:37 pmcheetos do wonders for the skin.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 pmGuess they’re right… money can’t buy everything.
Love
Beauty
Happiness
Sanity
Common sense
Intelligence
Taste
Talent
Ug. You’d think it would at least allow for her to DO SOMETHING besides aimlessly driving around to get her photos taken by the paps everyday though.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 pmJesus Christ, it’s not like she can’t afford to look good.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:43 pmIn an earlier post, you said that she spends $16,000 a month on clothes.
Are you sure it’s not $160?
Girlfriend wears the cheesiest get-ups, trailerpark jewelry, her face is always a broken out mess, and it looks like she combs her hair with toast.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 pmLOL @ Bee Hind: “toast”. Hahahaha!!
Besides having someone teach her how to raise kids, she needs someone to show her how to take a bath.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:57 pmSWEET GEEEZUS!!! I’ve heard that your nose and ears never stop growing .. how did Brit’s double in size before the age of 30? .. anyhoo.. I suppose it works with her herpe face and DRESS BARN wardbrobe. In order to spend $1,600 a month there .. wouldn’t you have to buy the whole store?
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:08 pmI’m afraid she’s far too gone for anything short of a gallon of bleach and a fire hose… administered by some poor soul donning a hazmat suit!
TOAST!!….exactly!! That explains the dirty fingernails too
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:09 pmSo is she no longer putting her name on Proactive products?
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:13 pmSugarbear, I think that’s Jessica Simpleton that does that, not Britney.
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:57 pmIf only Britney would give me one month of her income–first thing that I’d do is produce an actual good album on her…and not blow that money on buying off music critics in order to motivate them to write bogus positive music reviews as she did with her new CD.
Nope…when you’ve got a truly great album…you don’t need to convince the public with bought lies.
November 4th, 2007 at 3:50 amGood ones, everyone! Driving
November 4th, 2007 at 5:45 amaround for pap-opps & toast
are especially the winning
ticket! But Britney does
actually (or did) have her
name on Proactiv ads, along
with Lindsay Lohan and Kelly
Clarkson. And of course,
super-smart Jessica Simpson.
Oh, and the
November 4th, 2007 at 5:46 amstinky boots are back!
How come every time she wears a bra she has to make sure we all see it???
November 4th, 2007 at 3:04 pmShe just looks like she smells and that isn’t a good thing.
November 4th, 2007 at 4:03 pmoh just gorrrrrrgeous!haha
November 5th, 2007 at 3:10 am