Comments on: Ode to Natural Beauty http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:17:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: missbizz http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2171 missbizz Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:10:37 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2171 oh just gorrrrrrgeous!haha oh just gorrrrrrgeous!haha

]]> By: Neecie http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2176 Neecie Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:03:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2176 She just looks like she smells and that isn't a good thing. She just looks like she smells and that isn’t a good thing.

]]> By: Hannah http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2175 Hannah Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:04:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2175 How come every time she wears a bra she has to make sure we all see it??? How come every time she wears a bra she has to make sure we all see it???

]]> By: Me http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2174 Me Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:46:22 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2174 Oh, and the stinky boots are back! Oh, and the
stinky boots are back!

]]> By: Me http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2173 Me Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:45:23 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2173 Good ones, everyone! Driving around for pap-opps & toast are especially the winning ticket! But Britney does actually (or did) have her name on Proactiv ads, along with Lindsay Lohan and Kelly Clarkson. And of course, super-smart Jessica Simpson. Good ones, everyone! Driving
around for pap-opps & toast
are especially the winning
ticket! But Britney does
actually (or did) have her
name on Proactiv ads, along
with Lindsay Lohan and Kelly
Clarkson. And of course,
super-smart Jessica Simpson.

]]> By: Zip http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2172 Zip Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:50:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2172 If only Britney would give me one month of her income--first thing that I'd do is produce an actual good album on her...and not blow that money on buying off music critics in order to motivate them to write bogus positive music reviews as she did with her new CD. Nope...when you've got a truly great album...you don't need to convince the public with bought lies. If only Britney would give me one month of her income–first thing that I’d do is produce an actual good album on her…and not blow that money on buying off music critics in order to motivate them to write bogus positive music reviews as she did with her new CD.

Nope…when you’ve got a truly great album…you don’t need to convince the public with bought lies.

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2170 Jenn F. Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:57:25 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2170 Sugarbear, I think that's Jessica Simpleton that does that, not Britney. Sugarbear, I think that’s Jessica Simpleton that does that, not Britney.

]]> By: sugarbear http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2169 sugarbear Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:13:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2169 So is she no longer putting her name on Proactive products? ;) So is she no longer putting her name on Proactive products? ;)

]]> By: bat http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2166 bat Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:09:55 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2166 TOAST!!....exactly!! That explains the dirty fingernails too :-) TOAST!!….exactly!! That explains the dirty fingernails too :-)

]]> By: Bitchy http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2165 Bitchy Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:08:59 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/03/ode-to-natural-beauty-2/#comment-2165 SWEET GEEEZUS!!! I've heard that your nose and ears never stop growing .. how did Brit's double in size before the age of 30? .. anyhoo.. I suppose it works with her herpe face and DRESS BARN wardbrobe. In order to spend $1,600 a month there .. wouldn't you have to buy the whole store? I'm afraid she's far too gone for anything short of a gallon of bleach and a fire hose... administered by some poor soul donning a hazmat suit! SWEET GEEEZUS!!! I’ve heard that your nose and ears never stop growing .. how did Brit’s double in size before the age of 30? .. anyhoo.. I suppose it works with her herpe face and DRESS BARN wardbrobe. In order to spend $1,600 a month there .. wouldn’t you have to buy the whole store?
I’m afraid she’s far too gone for anything short of a gallon of bleach and a fire hose… administered by some poor soul donning a hazmat suit!

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