Their Parents Must Be So Proud

Nov 5, 2007 | Tags:

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The latest phenomenon on social networking sites…? Girls posting pictures of themselves, absolutely wasted, on Facebook’s online forum “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night.” (Those reasons can be found here.) Some are half-naked. Others are relieving themselves. All of them ruining any hopes of a future political career.

Wait a second. Let me see something…

Phew! None of them are me. We can continue to ridicule them now…

Seriously. Who would WILLINGLY post these pictures of themselves? Sure, I may belong to the Drunken Hall of Shame, myself — hell, I invented those reasons to call it a night — but those pictures are going to stay where they belong: in the “Recycle Bin” on my computer. In fact, the only morning-after memento of which I’m semi-proud is the “I Love Cowboys” t-shirt that I once magically found in my purse. (Don’t ask.)

Note to self: Don’t have kids.

Note to self #2: Make sure to dump those bull-riding pictures in “Recycle Bin.”

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  1. librarian kathleen says:

    Because I’m both generous enough to remember
    when I did crazy things, and old enough to
    know when stuff is really in bad taste ..

    I have to say, this is really icky, embarassing
    and shameful. I feel sorry for these girls.

    I’m not making a moral judgement, just observing
    that this stuff is Really. Not. Entertaining.

    It’s just sad.

  2. Bee Hind says:

    Proof that some folks have bad judgement drunk and sober.

  3. moonlight dancer says:

    I am sure Joe Francis is somewhere at this very moment racking his brains trying to figure out a way to make money off of these girls.

  4. Paige says:

    If you’re caught drunk in a shopping cart, is that drinking and driving (a cart)??

  5. bluehawaii says:

    What these women don’t know could fill a book.

  6. Holy Terror says:

    Most of these look staged, but unfortunately it is all part and parcel of our youth culture, epitomized by the Linday/Britney/Tara’s. This is our future folks, we are so doomed!

    But this opens the way for a request that I have been mulling over. Candy do you have any drunk photos of yourself? I can’t believe your booze hound rep, you just look too sweet and innocent!

  7. jenn says:

    Very sad. A country in decline.

  8. Aine says:

    AH! the future of womens liberation, all in their drunken hands!

  9. kathleen says:

    Paige - I believe this is grounds for a DUI arrest, much like Bill Murray in his golf cart!

  10. Radikalimero says:

    Let the youth have some fun.
    As long as ppl are not drunk all the time let them.
    Think free….

  11. Mongbat says:

    Oh for the love of God. These girls are goers and I love them. What kind of an ass actually thinks this indicates the decline of a country? Half those girls will keep doing this crap for another 3-4 years, then put on business suits and you’ll never see them again, because they’ll be living in a better town and running the planet.

    That’s the way it works, kids. Everyone has a bad picture here and there, and these chicks are clearly fearless and know how to have a good time. It’ll serve them well.

  12. gerard van kampen says:

    hope all these girls get really raped. also there mothers and daughters.
    nice pedgagogic education in the USA. every week to church, crying when you see a nipple, but in reality they are very fat, ugly women. no man in the world is willing to touch or have sex with these creeps! no wonder man is looking in Asia or in Russia for a good woman.

  13. Johnny Coelacanth says:

    Uh, “gerard”? A lot of these girls are in the UK, so it’s not limited to / caused by the “pedgagogic education in the USA.” Also, if you go around saying girls should be raped, there’s probably a reason you have to look in Asia or Russia for your women. Dickhead.

  14. paul says:

    Maak je niet zo druk.

  15. Alan says:

    Lekker boeiend….!!!!

  16. Dave says:

    Echt he :S Moeten ze toch lekker zelf weten

  17. Frans says:

    Ik wist niet dat nederlanders deze onzin ook lezen?

  18. Holy Terror says:

    What kind of an ass actually thinks this indicates the decline of a country?

    “I do, I do! It’s not just girls getting blasted, but one of the examples of a youth culture that is not future minded. It’s the whole “live for today” attitude that got us into Global Warming. If any of these girls pops-up on the dean’s list it would be a pleasant surprise. The problem is not that these are isolated incidents, it is that it is happening so widely and so often it has it’s own web site!”

  19. Donald Canard says:

    The people who are complaining about this are a bunch of dried-up wankers who don’t get enough. I thank God that this is the future of the human race instead of the collection of pious hypocrites we have clucking about being our “cultural though leaders” these days. Give me that old time repression and all that … no thanks, and F off while you’re at it.

  20. blabla says:

    yes that is bad but be nice to them :) everybody need to learn the place where г need to stop drinking and how to learn it without getting wasted?:P
    and im sure most of u been in that condition atleast once:P

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