Pieces of Candy: Hump Day Edition

Nov 7, 2007 | Tags:

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Michael Jackson needs extra pennies to save Neverland. Guess Papa Joe never taught MJ to invest in a good Roth IRA — among other things he should and shouldn’t do. [POTO]

Star magazine wonders if Angelina and her bodyguard are TOO CLOSE? I don’t know, but Star’s font is TOO YELLOW! [popbytes]

Celine Dion accused of miming. Which we may see a lot more of during the writers’ strike. [Ayyyy!]

Nick Hogan booked on criminal charges for car accident. Hogans respond with lovely statement asking you to pray for — and BLAME — the victim. [Celebrity Smack]

TomKat sporting genuine smiles on the red carpet. Which means Xenu isn’t attacking today. Yay! [POTP]

Keira Knightley doesn’t like to be “raped by sugar.” Why not? Sounds sweet to me. (INSERT GROANS HERE) [Geno]

Vince Vaughn doesn’t own a cell phone. Because it always ends up lost on the barroom floor, anyway. [CelebWarship]

Carrie Underwood wears funeral hooker chic to the BMI Country Music Awards. Otherwise known as my grandma’s usual look. [Hollywood Offender]

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    1. MK says:

      you are too funny - i love my link today - too yellow - ha! MK xxoo :)

    2. Rogue says:

      JACKO IS WAY TOO SCARY

    3. Mette says:

      The Hogans make me sick!

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