Leave a Reply
What Britney performed during the VMAS…
…versus the original choreography:
It’s Britney’s Stand-In, bitch!
[Source]
Just befriended by Verne Troy on Facebook. Oh, please don't be an impostor - I don't know if I could handle that level of disappointment! 23 hrs ago
- Jennifer Connelly is All Cut Up
- Jenny McCarthy Needs a Good Friend
- Adolf Hitler Campbell: Making Bronx Mowgli Look Like the Sweetest Name Ever
- Kylie Minogue Does the Loco-Fashion
- Woman Devastated to See Her Fat Gut on Local News Report
- Cate Blanchett Deserves to Be Spanxed for This Look
- Breaking: Babs and Bush Share a Tender Kiss
- The Nanny Goes to Washington
- Pop Quiz: Pamela Anderson
- The Battle of the Sunglasses!
that’s interesting. the choreography was still a little boring but that standin was fierce! i loved how she grabbed that guy’s package.
britney missed whole chunks of the dance and looked like a deer in headlights. so sad.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - ReplyYeah, it was a little slow compared to what Britney’s done in the past, but it was still a solid number. It’s a shame she couldn’t have performed it. Bring back the stand-in!
November 11th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - Replythat could have actually been entertaining? damn-somebody should have thrown a ratty blonde wig and blue eye contacts on the stand in at the VMAs.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - Replysoooo much better.
About Britney’s performance - you know it’s bad when your backup dancers are better than you and show you up. I agree with Aine - the stand-in with a wig is a great idea.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:17 pm - ReplyAfter the VMA performance, I heard rumours that Britney had nixed some of the dance moves because they were too complicated for her, and that was why it sucked so badly… because they had to come up with a revised version quickly. What a load of crap. It looks like she just didn’t learn all of the choreography and lamely improvised what she couldn’t remember. She also gave a lazy lacklustre performance as though she couldn’t be bothered to put the oomph into her big comeback performance. What a complete loser.
I like Aine’s idea… a ratty old wig and some orange Cheetos crust around the mouth and no one would have been any the wiser. Except that the stand-in obviously has talent.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:42 pm - ReplyWow, so much enthusiasm from the rehersal. Really she could have pretended she wanted to be there, she could have solidified her acting career if that was the case.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - ReplyI remember hearing that Britney was distracted because she said she saw herself looking fat on the screens.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:03 pm - ReplyFirstly, she’s still half a Beyonce, even at her fattest. Not to say that Beyonce is a fat ass, but Beyonce is a big girl in tiny dance clothes and is still considered very beautiful.
Secondly, how could she NOT know what she looks like? She’s the most over-photographed woman in the world.
Geez, can that little red haired girl sing?
November 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pm - ReplySign her up! She’s pretty good, as are all the dancers in that clip.
Why people still care about Britney is beyond me, obviously she could care less. I feel bad for the dancers that practiced and worked really hard to perform with someone who is completely unprofessional.
WOW the performance is so much better without her.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:34 pm - ReplyWell, you can’t learn a routine when what you have left of a brain is nothing but a messed up, methed up, swiss cheese hole of a brain. Kinda tough when the brain doesn’t work.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:45 pm - ReplyFunny how they didn’t even attempt to lift Britney like they did with the stand in dancer.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:05 am - ReplyCompare the lift in both videos — hilarious — with the stand in, she is up in the air for several seconds, holding a pose — Britney never got off the ground.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:40 am - ReplySometimes I let myself feel sorry for her; but then I snap out of it and want to smack her spoiled rotten, bad mother, fast food bingeing, Starbuck’s slurping, aimless driving around town, talentless, multi-millionare, ass.
bummer!!!! i missed my chance to catch the video - it says it’s no longer available!
November 12th, 2007 at 3:13 pm - Replyi missed it too! i’m really curious as to what it looked like!!
November 12th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - Reply