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While some may argue that Holy Candy is all snark, all the time, we would like counter that notion by taking a moment to celebrate those who do good deeds in Hollywood.
To wit:
A hearty pat on the back to 21-year-old Ashley Madison for making a difference in her community! While many of her Kappa sisters merely went through the motions of their community service requirements — by visiting the local Malibu Retirement Home and pretending to be interested in old guys’ stamp collections — Ashley went above and beyond by taking her assigned elderly man out for some fresh air…
Oh, wait. My voices in my head staff members inform me that this is not her geriatric charity case, but rather her 60-year-old boyfriend, James Woods. Holy Candy apologizes for any warm, fuzzy feelings this error may have caused.
They both look slow.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:06 amMaybe she gets all the cotton candy she wants when he takes her to the zoo?
November 12th, 2007 at 4:35 amSiiiiick.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:20 amGeezus, James Woods needs a bag for that ginormous tumor atop his shoulders.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:14 amGood grief, I wonder what this (very stupid) girl’s father thinks?
I would think James Woods would cause women to
run in the other direction upon being in
his presence. Nasty.
Ugh…he’s old enough to be her granddaddy.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:19 amYou’re right Jane… her dad is most likely way younger than him! Blech. The things people will do for money.
November 12th, 2007 at 10:38 amAlright, this is mean, but if you’re going to get yourself a 21 yr old piece of ass, shouldn’t you make sure said piece of ass isn’t Tori Spelling’s twin? Girl doesn’t have enough face for her features…
November 12th, 2007 at 11:18 amIt just makes me sick when I think that he actually knew her when she was a little kid.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pmGrossgrossgross.
Perhaps her interest in him has more to do
with his rumored assets… and I don’t mean
merely fame and money.
Myself, I’ve always enjoyed Woods as an actor,
November 12th, 2007 at 4:35 pmand have speculated that he’d be a great guy
to be with at a party. Interviews with him
would seem to indicate that he’s got a sly wit.
happy grandparents day!
November 12th, 2007 at 7:22 pmMaybe he’s got a trick pelvis.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:41 pmAnd lots of cash for cotton candy.