LEFT: Paris Hilton at JJ Mahoney’s in Seoul, South Korea
RIGHT: Miley Cyrus at a Teen Vogue party in Hollywood
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WoW !
November 12th, 2007 at 12:34 amEw.
That’s hot.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:06 amI didn’t know lipstick on your teeth was “in”…
November 12th, 2007 at 2:51 amIf Paris Hilton is doing it, next thing you know all the kids will be smearing lipstick on their teeth. She’s such a trendsetter!
November 12th, 2007 at 4:33 amHaha! Imagine how each felt when they saw that photo? Bummer.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:19 amDid neither of these seemingly
November 12th, 2007 at 8:16 ammentally-challanged people
know you only apply lipstick to the lips,
you aren’t supposed to eat it.
Gross.
Looks like someone finally clocked Paris right in the kisser!
November 12th, 2007 at 12:33 pmWith all the non-smear lipsticks out there,
you would think that folks with more money
than sense could at least buy the really
good stuff.
This reminds me of women when I was growing up, in the late fifties, early sixties. There
was really only one color of lipstick: bright
Christmas red. Women were always glancing into
the mirrors of their compacts to make sure they
had no lipstick teeth.
Don’t these young people have mirrors?
November 12th, 2007 at 4:30 pmas much as paris looks in mirrors, you’d think she would have caught that.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:21 pmlibrarian kathleen,
November 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pmyes these young people have mirrors,
they use them for snorting coke instead of using them for their original purpose- like checking their make-up.
get with the progam!
Miley wore it better, and with a better outfit.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:46 amYes, Bee Hind. I had forgotten my own
November 13th, 2007 at 5:08 pmcolorful younger days, when it was quite
the common experience to enter a bar’s
“Ladies Room” and find people sniffing and
snuffling and tapping on little mirrors with
their credit cards and saying “Hey, wanna do
a line?”