Heidi Klum, who chatted with Britney Spears when the pop tart showed up (univited) to her Halloween party, told Ellen DeGeneres that she learned a lot from Britney — including how to properly put on a diaper.
“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”
Good lord. A string…? Is Heidi yanking our chain? Stop staring at Seal’s package for heaven’s sake and pay attention to what you’re doing to those kids, Klum! While their diapers are falling off, you’re probably trying to feed them a bottle through their ears –.
Heidi? HEIDI…??? Hell-O? *SIGH* Forget it. I can’t compete with Seal’s biker shorts. Oh, well. I’m sure some of that formula will leak into their tummies somehow…
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She must be kidding-right??
November 13th, 2007 at 1:06 pmheidi is funny.
(you are too, candy.)
November 13th, 2007 at 1:35 pmReally, is she for real or are you just trying to start a rumor? If not, then she is a f**king idiot!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:08 pmOMG, some people are so stupid. She was JOKING PEOPLE! Seriously, what’s wrong with some of you?
November 13th, 2007 at 2:38 pmHey, it’s really hard to be pretty AND smart, ok!? My pal Heidi and I usually leave the diaper stuff to the 2-10 nannies… XD
November 13th, 2007 at 2:53 pmMaybe Party Crashin’ Brit can do a duet CD with Seal!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:55 pmif it’s a joke it’s not very funny.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:01 pmA string? I agree, the *joking* doesn’t come out real well in print.
Also, i love the brit pic. Is that the Manny?
November 13th, 2007 at 4:16 pmmelisa, dude, RELAX. lol
I didn’t realize Brit Brit went to Heidi’s Halloween party. Did she wear that atrocious belly baring Pebbles Flintstone on Meth outfit? Yikes.
November 13th, 2007 at 6:03 pmAww when great minds come together. Next time they need to meet and learn now to figure out those pesky shoe laces.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:14 pmI saw the interview and it was sarcasm, though I find it incredibly hard for foreigners to get sarcasm across in other languages.
November 13th, 2007 at 9:48 pmSaw the interview…total sarcasm!
November 13th, 2007 at 10:31 pmHaha. German sense of humor not every one gets, hm?
That was the first time that i read something from Heidi Klum and liked it.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:31 amI laughed out loud when I read that. Obviously she’s joking.
November 14th, 2007 at 5:58 amheehee. Pebbles Flintstone on meth.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:16 am